5 February 2008

LONG POST AHEAD!!!

(no surprises)

I have lots of interesting (to me) things to blog about ....

I don't know. Life always seem to be very interesting whenever I'm with Ee Leng. At least there's someone who can accompany me and do things together. Like ... err, donate blood, do charity work, clean the streets, and wash public toilets.

Anyway. We went to Sushi King at E-Gate for dinner last night. The service there was terrible beyond words. My mum ordered a California Roll and it never came. The conveyor belt when we first arrived was loaded with platters of sushi. Not much variety, but still many of the same variety. Later it was ...

Wait. Terrible beyond words. I'm not supposed to describe it.

Oops.









Yum. Sorry, I'm quite a lousy photographer WHEN IT COMES TO FOOD.

He he. Nope. Just kidding. I have been a lousy photographer since forever.

Hey, wait. Aren't we always learning about how we must be more confident about ourselves, how we must never lie, and how we must be modest but not TOO modest during Moral lessons?!??

Then why am I trying to be modest about my photography skills??!?! I AM a professional photographer. I always have been. Mwaahaha.

I'm still kidding. A bunch of hocus-pocus.

(I don't really know what hocus-pocus means, but it's quite catchy so I will pretend that I actually know what it means.)



I've never tried this before and I don't think I will. They say it tastes really good but ... I don't know. Seems gross to be eating something with 8 legs. Or is it 10?? Who cares. I only know it's gross. But then I seem to be able to eat raw salmons, squids (which is almost the same as octopuses) ....



This is heaven. Fresh, ice-cold, to-die-for, and uhh, ORANGE?? salmon sashimi.

Oh God. I'm craving for the yummy salmon now. I mean NOW. 11 o'clock at night. Which isn't late, but come on. Who eats ice-cold salmon sashimi for supper??

Err, I would if I could.

If only I'm 18 years old. I'd get my own Lamborghini Murcielago and drive off to the sushi shop right now, which would be closed because it's so late.

(If I can't get a Lamborghini, a Porsche or Ferrari will do. If I still can't get it, well, a Volkswagen New Beetle will do. Preferably in some cute, look-at-me color. Pale pink. Light purple. Turquoise. And that's it .... ohhh, okay. If I'm even poorer ... I'll just have to make do with a motorbike. If EVEN worse *squeeze eyes shut* ...... well, what are humans' legs for??)

Forget it. I will just go without the sushi.



I couldn't resist taking photos. I SAID I'm accustomed to taking photos with weird objects. Wouldn't be surprised if I took a photo with a, say, unlit candle. Or a roll of toilet paper.

Damn it. My nose and eyebags are damn huge.

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.

Never mind. Like from what I've learned from Moral lessons ....

I'm still gorgeous.

Mwahaaha. *evil laugh*



Ee Leng, as you can see, couldn't resist as well. She LOVES salmon sashimi.

So do I. But I still love mushrooms more. Because they're cute!! Can't say the same about salmons. Nothing special except that they have a nice color. And they taste good. And there aren't actually many kinds of salmons, are there?? Not that I know of, anyway.

Are there spotted salmons?? Don't think so.

Spotted mushrooms?? Duh.

Striped salmons?!? Err ...

Striped mushrooms. Yes.

There is something like that. Believe it or not?? I have evidence.

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Now, who said I was joking???



I love Ee Leng!! :D

I look kind of weird in the photo. Damn. I really need to learn how to smile with my teeth. However you say it, a toothy smile, a see-your-teeth-smile, whatever. But but but ..... my face will look deformed, my nose will look even more fucking huge than ever, my top lip will disappear, and goodness knows what will happen to my eyes.

:S



So, who is HE??

a.) A gay guy because he's wearing pink.

b.) A playboy because he's hugging two girls at once??

c.) An act-cool guy.

d.) A rapist.

I know, I know. Who says straight guys can't wear pink?? I'd be devastated if it was me. I love pink. But then, if I'm a guy, I might not love pink anymore.

I was discussing with Ee Leng how my brother (the ... err, rapist??) would make a good boyfriend. I know it's sort of disgusting to talk about your own brother like that, but I have to admit it's true.

Because, he's kind of sweet. (Ee Leng said it.) If it was me I wouldn't use this word sweet because I think it's gross. I mean, for my BROTHER. Sweet. Eew. Well, but I guess he IS kind of ... err, salty. He cares about people. And he bought a couple shirt from Body Glove for his girlfriend and himself.

Damn. Why can't I get a boyfriend like him??

Free clothes to get, and sweetness to last you for a whole eternity.

But why Body Glove?? Sheesh. I don't like it. Practically the whole world is wearing Body Glove. Probably means that it's nice. But I still don't like it. I hate owning anything that other people have. I want something unique. I'm all for limited edition stuff, if I can afford them. Or I'll just have to sew something from the crazily printed mushroom curtains.

:P

And does anyone think that the above photo of my brother, my sister and Ee Leng is a tad bit boring?? Hey, I asked my brother to put his arms around the girls' waists. But Ee Leng couldn't stand it.

Psst. Maybe she's secretly turned on. Mwahahaa.

Okay. The above is one of my interesting things.

If you find it boring, just leave because the whole post is going to be about this kind of thing.

4 February 2008

Went to Restaurant 747 at the Y.M.C.A. place for dinner. Said that it's a celebration for my grandmother's birthday. Totally boring, but I guess the food were okay. No photos though. Actually there is. One. In Ee Leng's hand phone, so I have to wait until she sends it to me.

What is in the picture?? You guess.

Hint : It's a very cute food I love.

Poo. That's stupid and totally obvious.

We went to Gurney Drive later. Totally pointless trip, as we were just going to "enjoy the sea breeze". But then we got coffee from Coffee Bean, and took lots of photos, so it wasn't exactly a total waste of time.

And what better excuse to get out of doing our homework than to go enjoy the sea breeze which is supposedly good for one's health??*

Hmmph. Right. Good for one's health. As long as one is not taking in Penang sea breeze.

*My sister excluded. She was worrying about her homework the whole time. It can get a bit too irritating.



Nah. Admit it. I really am a talented photographer. *smirks*



OMG. The smile is probably one of my fakest. My eyes look so expressionless and tired. What the hell is happening to me?? These two days my eye bags are even worse than ever. My eyes look weird. Sort of ... um, distorted????! Okay. Not that bad. But they still look weird. Ee Leng said they look baggy.

Oh, no.

I should go to bed now if I ever want to get rid of the dark eye rings and eye bags. But no way, I'm not going anywhere until I finish this boring post.



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Super Random Stuff :





I've never realized how much this flower looks like the Louis Vuitton signature ones. Kind of.



The earrings above are all from Pierre Lannier. I like!!

THIS is how the earrings that were confiscated by the stupid ex-prefect looked like.* You tell me. Is there something wrong?? Too big?? Too colorful?? What the hell is wrong?? The shape?? Hello. Can you even see the shape of the earring from afar?? Nobody's asking anybody to stare at my earrings, so, stupid people (stop trying to act innocent, I meant the prefects. And teachers.), you all should stop doing it.

I know my ears are attractive, but that doesn't mean you have to look.

*My mother claimed it back from the discipline ... err, territory?? She's a teacher. Mwahaha.



I love this!! Got it from Vince & Co. It used to be really nice, but after wearing it a few times, the silver diamantes started to ... I don't know. Not exactly fall off. Just moved a bit. But one did drop off though. So sad.

And I don't really have anywhere to wear the earrings to. I definitely couldn't wear it to school. If I'm going out, I honestly couldn't be bothered to change my earrings.

Whatever.



Got it from Vince & Co too. It's very cute!! But I lost one side of it. I don't know why.

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Internet connection is fucking slow!! Maybe it's because there are like, 6 or 7 laptops here. And one computer, which I'm using.

Damn. It's annoying.

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Oh, how can I forgot. Something so totally stupid and important.

Our school REALLY has gone crazy this time. Besides their wonderful idea of dividing our PE classes into two days and therefore shortening our PE time, the school has decided to emphasize on the PE TESTS than the actual exercising.

Projects - 15%
Exams - 52%
PE Exercises - 33%

Seriously, what the FUCK??? I thought PE was all about exercising and keeping ourselves healthy, and our school decided to make PE into another boring subject you have to study hard for??

A WHOLE 52% marks. Plus the projects which you have to study for, it's 67% marks already.

Damn. Our school is crazy. No wonder so many people decided to change schools.

Our teacher said she found it very puzzling too. She said she that PE is supposed to be all about playing and exercising, relaxing ourselves from all the study pressures, and now we have to study for it.

Fuck. If our school decides to act on some other of their wonderful ideas, I'm changing schools.

(I would, if I could.)

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