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THE MUSHROOM



name : tan juan
age : 18
hometown : malaysia


PIECES OF ME

LOVES

MUSHROOMS
shopping
drawing
TURQUOISE
MUSIC
rainbows
chocolates
chinese orchestra
fairy tales

HATES

CICAK WTF
creepy crawlies
homework
COPY CATS
chinese




GREAT ESCAPES

*chelsea*
*chia chia*
*crystal*
*ee leng*
*ee teng*
*jhing huey*
*jia lee*
*jo ying*
*jun fang*
*lee mei*
*mok mok*
*ning zhen*
*pei jia*
*pei qi*
*rui mei*
*su yin*
*teik hua*
*tict chyn*
*wen huey*
*wen yuan*
*xin yuan*
*xue yi*
*yi ching*





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♥ Friday, June 22, 2007 ♥
Class Party (yay me, NOT)

22 June 2007

Class party.

I hate it!! I prefer last year's.

Sooo. Back to the class party.

At first, before the party started, we went to the hall for assembly. Kind of boring (What??! No!! It's SUPER fucking boring okay.), like always.

Only when the time came for the announcement of the "winners and losers" of the "cleanest class, best discipline, dirtiest class and worst discipline" competitions that everyone felt wide awake.

But of course, those...PREFECTS and those goody-goody students in the front classes (not us, although we ARE in the second class, which is pretty "front" if you ask me) were paying full attention to what the teachers were saying from the start till the end.

The prefects. Ehem. Especially the FRESH, NEW, INNOCENT ones in Form 1, the *CUTE ones with the yellow tags. Ugggh. I hate them.

*Definition of CUTE = bears the same meaning as STUPID/CRAZY (you choose), only cute is the much less ruder and innocent word. Good for when you want to hide some certain meanings IN a word.

HER junior. Never in my life has I seen someone with such a blank and expressionless face. I mean it. I don't know what, maybe it's her eyebrows, but something just make her look so annoying, I'd feel like smacking her in the face everytime I see her, especially when she's asking me to do stupid things like go back to my seat.

Don't say I'm mean about her face, even Hui Jing, the super good and polite girl in our class who'd never break a rule said she's like that lor.

Second, the short, petite, CUTE one. She kept glaring at us for no reason. Ok lah, maybe there's a reason, we were talking and whispering, but, hello??? Like all the rest of the students weren't talking??

Yeah, right.

The third one was the CUTEST. Oh yeah.

KL eyes were closed at that moment, and the prefect came to me and asked me to tell KL to wake up because she couldn't "reach" her.

Sorry. I'm afraid I don't understand you. I'm a bit deaf. Speak louder??

*blank look*

The first time she asked me to wake KL up, I couldn't hear her. So I said, huh?? The second time, I kind of knew what she wanted me to do, but I still said huh?? The third time, huhh??

Oops. I told you I'm a bit deaf.

I wasn't really making fun of her, maybe its because she was simply too annoying or she pisses me off or I'm just in a bad mood that I pretended to be deaf. At last, I just told the prefect that KL was awake, and she really is awake, her eyes are open.

Ha ha. Stupid prefect. People still awake ask me to wake her up for what??

Then, I don't know whether it was the same prefect or not, she asked me to listen to what the teachers were saying. Asked us to pay attention. Ok, I got it.

So we were talking when the teacher on stage is speaking.

Well, that's no crime!! Although its rude...but~ whatever?? If she asked us to pay attention next time, I'm gonna kill her. Pay attention?? SHE should also be paying attention. She's only paying attention to what we were doing, like talking, sleeping, whispering, whatever. She's paying SO much attention to our behaviors that she doesn't even listen to what the teachers on stage were saying. Respect, huh?? Pay attention, huh??

MY ARSE.

After that it was the class party!! I have nothing much to say, we just eat, walk, eat, eat some more, and waste time.

Last year was so much better lor!! We ran to the Block 98, to play with our Form 4 friends. This year, pffft. Don't wanna mention it.

I HATE!!



craving chocolate kisses ..
10:21 PM


♥ Thursday, June 21, 2007 ♥
Promotion??! =)

20 June 2007

Had my "promotion" today!!

I don't know any other words for this thing, so I'll just call it promotion.

Us Form 2 Traffic Wardens "promoted" from normal school uniform with a white tag to a uniform with a red tie, and a nicer tag. Yeahh!! I love the uniform. I mean, it's still ugly, with that hideous blue pinafore, but it's still better than everyone else's.

Yay!

Now I (oh, I mean we) stand out in the crowd because of the red tie.

Mwahaha.

Never mind, I love the attention. Not that anyone actually notice or care that we were wearing a red tie instead of the boring uniform.

I don't care. I still stand out.

=P

I'm not kidding.

I'll tell you why.

Because my nose is very big! Heeh.

And it's true. I hate my nose lor! Ugly, ugly nose. Is there any other way to reduce the size of my nose except to go for plastic surgery??


craving chocolate kisses ..
10:25 PM


♥ Monday, June 18, 2007 ♥
Shopaholics without Money?

17 June 2007

Nice day!!

Ee Leng and I went to Queensbay and shopped. Oh, yay.

I just need more cash.

Give me cash!!

Okay. I know you love me. So give me some cash.

Fine.

Okay, okay, I know you hate me a lot for being so annoying, but I'll tell you how you can get rid of me :

Give me some cash.

$$$$$$$$$

Bought a nice shirt from Bossini. White, with a red sequined heart shape, red glitter heart shapes and cute kittens.

I know it sounds gross lah!! What red glitter heart shapes...Sounds plain weird.

Never mind. I'll show you.

Oops. Actually I don't have a picture of it.

Too lazy to go take a picture of it right now.

Heeheh.

Blah, whatever, if I said it's nice, then it's nice. But it's too big!! No smaller sizes. =( Unlike Ee Leng, I don't like too loose clothes. Although it's not really too loose lah...

Cannot show off my body already.

Hahahaha.

=P

Just kidding. I don't have a body.

Whatever. I'm very tired.

* Go Back *



craving chocolate kisses ..
10:12 PM


♥ Sunday, June 17, 2007 ♥
I'm Lame, I'm Bored, I'm Mad.

16 June 2007

You are lying on the wooden floor of the yacht, enjoying the cool breeze and sunshine, enjoying the bobbing of the waves, enjoying sprays of sea water on your face. You are nibbling on an extra sweet Cookies and Cream Hershey's Kisses, thinking life has never been better, until ...

You heard someone shout suddenly :

(you better listen to this carefully)

"BORING POST AHEAD"

You didn't listen carefully to that guy, and ...

You die.

*

Forget that. I know I'm very lame (like, yeah, NOW you know) but I'm so bored, I couldn't help it. The best way to face boredom is to ... make up lame stories.

Anyway. Went to school today for marching. Instead of the usual super-strict seniors, Jun Fang and I got Chia Chia to teach us. Yay.

Oh. Totally forgot to mention the most important thing : Ee Leng went to school with us today!!

=)

After marching, I was supposed to go to Chinese Orchestra practice, but I decided to ... um, rest my tired-from-marching long and sexy legs (short and disgusting, more like), and talked with Jun Fang and Ee Leng. Actually I didn't really talked with them . . . I was like, sitting there, staring into space, occasionally (blah, understatement) rubbing in their conversations.

They must be so annoyed with me lor, I was so noisy.

Heeee.

We were asking Jun Fang to come back to my home with us, but she said she wanted to go and support our school band's competition. Oh well.

Talking about bands, I'm SO wishing that our school band will play the Pirates of the Caribbeans' songs!! Was listening to the songs earlier, and I was thinking, they are just the right songs for the band!! I mean, they kind of have all the right instruments for the songs.

So let's keep my fingers crossed. Hopefully they will use the POTC songs, then I'll float off to the Caribbean seas and never come back again.

UPDATE : Ahhhh!! My wish came true!! OMG. They used the songs!! Soooo nice!! *screams* I'm crazy. Don't mind me. :D

Anyway good luck to the band members lah!! Hope they get some good results lor.

(I know I sound super insincere, but so what?? Words can't describe my feelings well enough. =P)

*

Went to my cousin's birthday party at Butterworth (Damn. Not again. I seem to attend parties at Butterworth every day.)

Eh my cousin is damn goody-goody!!

Guess who she invited to her party.

The president. The prime minister. Her headmistress. Her teacher. Paris Hilton. Cameron Diaz.

*

She invited her TEACHER lorr!! Hello?? Who invites teachers to parties anyway?? My goodness. I know it's good, a ... token of appreciation for the teacher, but having a teacher there means you must be on your best behavior.

Cannot scold rude words (not that my cousin would scold rude words, she's a real good girl) because the teacher might spread bad words about me to all the other teachers.

Cannot hit my school friends because the teacher will think I'm crazy, violent, and need to be send to rehab or whatever for almost murdering my own friends.

Gotta be super polite about everything. Got to bat my heavily made up eyelashes and say, "Teacher, have a piece of my cake, will you??"

And the teacher will think you're very wild just because you put on heavy make up, oh, who knows, you look so good-girl like at school.

Blah. Having a teacher at your party just sounds so ... BORING.

I know, I know. You might want to thank your teacher for teaching you, but I'm sure you can find some other ways to thank them without having to invite them to your party and dampen your high, happy birthday moods.

Oh, and worse still, you have to like, "entertain" your teacher because she might be bored, unless you talk to her or something. Eeek.

Anyway whatever. It's her party, not mine, none of my business.

*yawn*

Boring.

* Go Back *



craving chocolate kisses ..
11:13 AM


♥ Thursday, June 14, 2007 ♥
Ee Leng =)

14 June 2007

Ee Leng's back in Penang again!!

=)

Days of happiness.

Pity it's not the holidays right now ... Actually it's a bit pointless lor. Not holidays come here for what?? Watch us study, help us do homework??

Not that I minded.

Having Ee Leng here is fun!!


craving chocolate kisses ..
11:46 PM


♥ Wednesday, June 06, 2007 ♥
Chung Ling High School WT Gathering

5 June 2007

Went for the CLHS Traffic Wardens Gathering.

One word : BORING.

But good exercise though.

Played station games like, the whole afternoon with the sun shining brightly on us. I'm surprised no one fainted. I love the sun!! When I feel like getting tan anyway.

Met some new people that I hate.

Hee.

SURPRISINGLY *coughs*, they're all guys. *scoffs*

Crazy OCTOPUS. Fuck him. He probably thinks he's very cool and smart, but the way he waggled his fingers at us to ask us to 'go to him' and DIE (we were only playing a game), is enough to make one puke, surrender and just give up the game.

Huh.

One of my primary school classmate's brother was there too. I don't hate hate him, but I do hate him because he's pals with that octopus guy, and they were trying the same waggle-his-fingers thing. Oh yucks. Do not make me puke again.

No surprises, everyone said they hate the octopus.

Of course.

I love octopus rings!! Actually, not really. But I love preparing octopus rings!! Oh, the feeling ... cutting off his tentacles and chop it into pieces and make it into tiny, yummy octopus rings, and I'll open my own Octopus rings stall, and eat it a new way. I'll pour some special dressings on it, and sell if for a really cheap price.

It'll be the best octopus rings ever!!

*

Don't mind me. I'm like that.

* Go Back *



craving chocolate kisses ..
1:12 PM


♥ Tuesday, June 05, 2007 ♥
Pirates Of The Caribbean : At World's End

3 June 2007

Performance tonight!!

One thousand (plus) Chinese Orchestra members from Malaysia performing some songs. Sounds pretty uninteresting, but, hah. Don't think it's easy, 1000 plus people playing the same songs together.

Has been practicing for this performance since I've been born (Right.), and every day I have to eat the horrible food they ordered for us. Uggh.

YUCK.

In the end I just threw some of the food away. Sorry.

Whatever. Interesting night.

=)

4 June 2007

Watched the Pirates of the Caribbean : At World's End.

Don't know what to say, I still prefer the Dead Man's Chest!!

But the third episode wasn't too bad lah.

I love Orlando Bloom and Keira Knightley!! Hot, gorgeous people. *drools* :D

What the feek!! The ending's so damn sad man ... Will can only see Elizabeth once in ten years?? Blah. He saw her for three years only, and she's already DEAD okay ... No!! They should be together forever.

Whatever. Just a movie. Don't care.

Pirates ROCKS!!!

♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥



craving chocolate kisses ..
12:06 AM


♥ Friday, June 01, 2007 ♥
Next =)

31 May 2007

Went to Queensbay with my parents, my sister, Jane, and her brother William.

Watched the movie "Next". It's nice!!

But William couldn't understand a thing, what a pity (and a waste of money). =P

Jessica Biel is so pretty!!

:D

Heeee.


craving chocolate kisses ..
8:58 PM