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THE MUSHROOM



name : tan juan
age : 18
hometown : malaysia


PIECES OF ME

LOVES

MUSHROOMS
shopping
drawing
TURQUOISE
MUSIC
rainbows
chocolates
chinese orchestra
fairy tales

HATES

CICAK WTF
creepy crawlies
homework
COPY CATS
chinese




GREAT ESCAPES

*chelsea*
*chia chia*
*crystal*
*ee leng*
*ee teng*
*jhing huey*
*jia lee*
*jo ying*
*jun fang*
*lee mei*
*mok mok*
*ning zhen*
*pei jia*
*pei qi*
*rui mei*
*su yin*
*teik hua*
*tict chyn*
*wen huey*
*wen yuan*
*xin yuan*
*xue yi*
*yi ching*





MEMOIRS

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THANKS TO

ME. kynzgerl
CODES. manikka
BRUSHES. 1 2
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The 2 paper heart: moargh.de
♥ Thursday, May 24, 2007 ♥
Kitten, R.I.P

24 May 2007

=(

R.I.P, kitty.



So cute, right?? They're blue-eyed, but you can't see it. Actually there were three kittens, but one of them just died. It drowned!! I don't know how he did it.

My sister said it climbed onto one of the big water "tanks", and there was a cloth covering the "mouth" of the "tank". The kitty lay down and slept. Then he fell in. But he held on to the cloth with his claws. My father saw him, and he saved the kitty just in time.

The kitty is stupid enough to do the same thing TWICE lor. First time nearly drown still haven't learn it's lesson yet...STILL got a second time.

And that's how it died.

I don't really care lah. Because the kitty was one of the ugliest, and the most playful one, and it never let me touch it, so I don't really "know" the kitty.

I sound so cruel.

:P


craving chocolate kisses ..
8:41 PM


♥ Wednesday, May 23, 2007 ♥
I'm Freed, and I'm Very Bored.

23 May 2007

Exams are over!!

Actually. So what?? Exams are over, so what?? To be honest, I kind of miss the exams because there's no homework, no project, no duty, no books to bring, nothing.

I know people feel like killing me because I said I miss exams.

Okay. I'll just say, I miss the TESTS. They doesn't affect what classes you go to, doesn't affect your main results. So, you don't need to study hard for it. Not really hard, anyway.

Isn't that perfect?

A not-that-important exam that you don't need to study really hard for, and at the same time, no homeworks and those crap the teachers gave you??

Anyway. I received a testimonial or email in Friendster from a weird stranger some time ago.

He said he wanted to slap me because I said I liked exams.

Slap me lor, I'm waiting.

Still waiting.

Hello??

I'm still waiting.

Crazy guy. I just miss exams because of all the homework-free stuff. Did I say I miss the exam EXAMS?? No I didn't. Maybe that guy doesn't understand me.

Poo.

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craving chocolate kisses ..
10:24 PM


♥ Saturday, May 19, 2007 ♥
=D

19 May 2007

Three more days until the exams finish!!

Yay!! But actually three days is a very long time.

Poo.

=.=

Anyway, after that, it's the holidays!! Don't know what to think. This is gonna be a boring and busy holiday. What with having to go to Pisa like every single day from morning to night for the Thousand Person Chinese Orchestra performance, blah, blah. Boring.

No!! My fab plans. Going to the movies. Going shopping, shopping and more shopping. All gone.

Thank you, CO practice, thank you so much.

*scowls*

I drew a picture :


Don't say it's ugly!! Because it's not. Compared to my other normal drawings anyway.

And I don't know why, I think it sort of look like some blog skins. An ugly one with ugly color combinations and weird words.

Special "features" :

Notice that there are faint swirlies at the white background. Hee. Guess how I did that.

There are actually two very ugly side profiles of a girl at the butterfly's wings.

(I hate drawing side profiles. My weakness. No. Actually, drawing human is my weakness. The fingers, toes, hand motions ... *slaps forehead*)

And the girl on the right, she never gave up, holding on to the tree branch and trying not to fall to the rocks and cliffs below, until someone comes and save her. (dream on, girl, that will never happen)

And the tiny boat with a girl (again) in it, fighting the huge waves, and never giving up *yawn*, and wait until the giant waves stopped. (that will never happen either)

Don't know what's with the rainbows and butterflies.


I told you my normal drawing is very ugly.

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craving chocolate kisses ..
11:12 PM


♥ Friday, May 11, 2007 ♥
Eeep.

11 May 2007

This is hell.

Writing this entry when my whole family is watching some stupid, violent and noisy movie. I think it's some kind of war movie. Should be. Sounds just like it. Shouts and screams. Glass shattering and the clinking of swords and shields. Gun shots.

(Actually it's very weird. If there are swords and shields, surely there's no GLASS or GUNS right?? *shakes head wildly* Not that I care.)

Annoying. Cranked the volume so high for what??

I was studying a few minutes ago. STUDYING, you hear that?? So ... unusual. I seldom study, um, no, I NEVER study, except for when the exam periods are reaching.

Actually the exams are quite near. Quite. But the studying didn't last long anyway.

Because I'm in front of the computer right now.

Oooops.

*

Today was kind of boring, but still better than yesterday.

Bad thing is, I keep seeing HER everyone. She's the last person I wanted to see on Earth lor. I'd rather see a dead corpse than ... Okay. No. NO. Sorry. Didn't mean to say that. Don't come and find me okay, DC (dead corpse)?? See, I even gave you a nickname. Love me for that and leave me alone, all right??

I know I'm very lame.

Anyway. Khai Ling and ... what's her name again?? Um, Something. Okay. Well, Khai Ling and Something, they are really ... Wait. Something sounds really rude.

Sorry.

Wait.

My memory so good *aherm* one how come cannot remember her name??

:S

Wait. Give me a few minutes. Great minds need some time to think. *aherm aherm*

Ahhh. Whatever.

Khai Ling and HER, they were damn freaking gross!!! Horny bitches.

Eew. Ha ha.

Ehhh. They were groping each other's boobs in public lor.

Yucks. Funny to watch, but not funny when it's happening to you. Heeh. Bleh.

Something happened to day!! Arrgh. Explain why she did that to me?? (Not anything like boob gropes, thank goodness. Heee.) Why?? Why did you do this to me??

Feek. Don't do that for no reason okay??

Confusing day. Eeep.


craving chocolate kisses ..
9:17 PM


♥ Tuesday, May 08, 2007 ♥
Say Welcome To .... EXAMS!!!

8 May 2007

Damn. Why can't a day be 60 hours instead of 24?? Why????

Now the fucking exams is here again!! Help me. The exams are like ... when?? I think it's NEXT WEDNESDAY!! And I haven't studied a single thing. Oh yeah. I'm reeeeally doomed this time.

Anyway, don't mind me. I always say that whenever the exams are near. Natural thing to say.

Now I'm still doing the stupid History project that the stupid Buffalo asked us to pass up the exact week before the exams. She must be crazy!! ONE EXACT WEEK BEFORE THE EXAMS?? What??! We are geniuses arr, don't need to study meh?

Because of the History project, I have practically no time to study, and only a few hours to online *smiles meekly*.

Anyway. Now I'm going to continuing doing my project so that I'll have time to study *coughs*, which I probably won't.

I HATE EXAMS!!!!



craving chocolate kisses ..
8:05 PM


♥ Saturday, May 05, 2007 ♥
Preggggie!! Eeek.

5 May 2007

AHHH!!!

We just received the most shocking news.

MY SEVENTH AUNT IS PREGGIES!!

Oh. My. God.

I mean, I have no problem with people being pregnant, but ...

My aunt is 39 years old!!

(Actually I don't know. I made that up) =P

I mean, even if she is, it's not that old, but ... it's my AUNT we're talking about here!! Imagine my aunt and uncle still doing it. Eeek.

*shakes head wildly*

No. Block that scene out of my head.

They have 3 children. Imagine I was one of the 3 children, and my parents are still having sex???! What if I suddenly overheard them. *giggles* Or maybe they did it somewhere else or I'm somewhere else.

*shakes head wildly again*

Yucks.

At least it wasn't my parents. Imagine if it ... STOP IMAGINING!! It's way beyond gross. Eeek.

*splash my face with water*

Okay. Nothing happened. And I guess I should say congratulations.

Oh.

Congratulations, then!!! :D

Going to have a new cousin, oh my. I'm so happy. Another person to come to our house and fight over the computers and laptops when he/she's older, just like his/her sisters and brother.

Anyway. I scanned some pictures into the computer. But most of them are kind of gross. Will just post one here, but it's kind of ugly too.

I hate scanning pictures with the scanner. They always look so weird!! Or maybe my scanning skills are too bad. And I fucking hate the butterfly on the left lor ... A mistake!! The ugliest thing in the picture. No. In the whole world. Never mind. It's drawn FREE-HANDED.

Mwahaha. Thus it's very ugly.

*

Ohhh!! Lee Mei and See Teng came to our house today. It was so funny!!

In the evening we went to play "chase" at the PFS compounds, which is illegal, I guess, but poo, who cares?? I know playing "chase" is damn childish, but ...

It's a great exercise!!! Hah.

=)

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craving chocolate kisses ..
8:00 PM


Shopaholic. NOT.

1 May 2007

BORING POST AHEAD!!!!

I'm not going shopping with my sister again if I can help it.

We went for dinner at Nando's, Queensbay, and she said we are not to shop after we eat, we must go straight home because she has important things to do. Huh. SOME important things. All she did was talk into the phone, and did her calligraphy.

I'm suspecting she's scared she'll meet someone there.

So what?

Ok lah. I'll admit that sometimes I'm scared that I'll meet some people from our school. I mean, the ones I hate and disliked anyway.

Anyway I'm quite lucky so far, I haven't met HER anywhere. Hopefully I never will.

My sister. Once she stepped into a shopping mall, or ANYWHERE, she'll say she's sleepy and she wants to go home, go to bed. Lousiest shopaholic alive. If you call her a shopaholic anyway. I'm not even a true shopaholic, but I kind of shop a lot if I have the chance to. I don't know what she is.

Shopapolic??

Whatever that's supposed to mean.

I'm looking for the perfect shoes to buy!!

If I'm ever going shoe shopping, I won't go with my sister. Blah. OR my parents.

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craving chocolate kisses ..
10:46 AM


♥ Wednesday, May 02, 2007 ♥
Nice, and Not Nice Day

28 April 2007

Nice day!!

It was our primary school's sports day, so we went back to ... I don't exactly know why we went back. To act like a good and respectful girl, and go back to find our teachers, I guess.

Later Lee Mei went to Jane's house. After they did their projects, and I sat there flipping over magazines, we decided to go to McDonald's.

Yum.

It's very near my house, so we walked there.

I walked with Lee Mei, and we played the "same pace same foot" game, whatever that is. And she kept looking at her feet, and not looking in front of her .... when ...

*bang*

Uh-oh. What happened????!?!

Car accident.

Ha ha. No. Just joking. I wouldn't say it's a nice day if an accident happened.

She banged straight into the MAA Insurance giant advertisement board. Ouch. Ha ha. I couldn't stop laughing. Cruel, I know, but it's just so funny!!

Eh. Seriously uncool. Now I'm using the computer, and I'm thinking about how Lee Mei ran into the thing, and I'm like laughing to myself lor. That's a thing I'll never forget. That's why I have to write it here. To remember it with.

:P

She said her head was bruised the next day.

Hahahhha.

29 April 2007


Not a nice day.

Went to Pisa for Chinese Orchestra practice for the stupid Thousand People Performance.

Pisa is DAMN hot okay?? They said hiring the aircon is RM2000 and hour or something?? Or a day?? I don't know. Whatever, they should at least make us comfortable, right??

Whatever.

Can't hear the conductor's voice. Don't know what he's saying, and I don't care.

PISSED.

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craving chocolate kisses ..
9:27 PM