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THE MUSHROOM



name : tan juan
age : 18
hometown : malaysia


PIECES OF ME

LOVES

MUSHROOMS
shopping
drawing
TURQUOISE
MUSIC
rainbows
chocolates
chinese orchestra
fairy tales

HATES

CICAK WTF
creepy crawlies
homework
COPY CATS
chinese




GREAT ESCAPES

*chelsea*
*chia chia*
*crystal*
*ee leng*
*ee teng*
*jhing huey*
*jia lee*
*jo ying*
*jun fang*
*lee mei*
*mok mok*
*ning zhen*
*pei jia*
*pei qi*
*rui mei*
*su yin*
*teik hua*
*tict chyn*
*wen huey*
*wen yuan*
*xin yuan*
*xue yi*
*yi ching*





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THANKS TO

ME. kynzgerl
CODES. manikka
BRUSHES. 1 2
IMAGES. 1 2
The 2 paper heart: moargh.de
♥ Wednesday, February 21, 2007 ♥
Chocolate Fountain + Fucking Mad Aunt = Chinese New Year

19 February 2007

Went to Butterworth at night. *yawn*

Kind of a Chinese New Year celebration, a family reunion, and my cousin's wedding dinner. Of course, there were no real brides in gowns and bridegrooms in tuxes.

Oh well. I'd love to step on the train of the bride's gown and steal away her tiara, and, um, her bridegroom.

Okay. IF ONLY the bridegroom's very, very handsome, hot, and nice at heart.

But he wasn't.

(not in the handsome and hot part anyway)


*inhales*

What the hell?? He's supposed to be my cousin and I'm talking like this I must be crazy and out of my mind and a total bitch to bitch about my cousin's bridegroom which is now my cousin as well but to be honest he really isn't that much but if my cousin think he's nice then of course I have no objections but actually who says they need my opinion she's old enough to be able to decide for herself and I'm not her parents anyway so what am I doing saying that her hubbie isn't hot and so what if he isn't because looks doesn't matter?

*exhales*

Whew.

Just to say looks actually matter to me but their "inner looks" must be pretty as well or else I'd hate him.

Anyway. There were so many food to eat!! I especially love the huge Chocolate Fountain. There were lots of fruits for you to dip into the chocolate fountain. *drools*

The strawberries and the marshmallows (I know they're not fruits lah, duh) were my favorite!!

Now you don't see me.

Now you do.

I'm the weirdest person in the whole picture, with my head slightly (NOT TRUE) bent, and I don't know why.

Don't tell me you don't see anyone with a bent head. Got a few more nicer family photos but I'm nice enough to show you all my ugliest photos.

:S

Earlier this morning we went to another cousin's house. At first we were going just to watch the Lion Dance thing, but I guess the lion fell asleep and didn't come. Aww.

But whatever. So what if there weren't any lions?? I still get angpows. Oh yay. Freeee money. Ha ha. I don't want to grow up. Ever.

:P

Okay I take back what I said. I want to wear super high heels, gorgeous dresses, party hard, and do what I like.

And I sure can't do any of those at this age, or people will think I'm a mad girl. 13 going on to 14 and I wear 4 inch stilettos, holds those gorgeous shoulder bags, and goodness knows what else?

I wish.

I guess people here doesn't dress the same way. They're all sneakers and stuff. I know, Avril Lavigne's kind of the same but she actually look REALLLLLLLY good in them.

Whatever.

*

Oh besides that we ate Fortune Cookies too. It was so fun!! But I wish it was just a bit nicer to eat. And I really wish the things will come true lor.

Not that the things I got are actually very good. Not good in the way I want anyway. Stupid Fortune Cookie.

Mine was like :

--> Getting help from strangers will be great. (*yawn* how boring.)

--> Asking help from people with more experience.... (hmm? experienced in what way?)

--> You are happy cause there's a holiday in sight. (oooh. quite good but I don't think it'll come true)

--> BORING lah.

UPDATE : OMG. I really went on a holiday!! The cruise and Singapore!! Oh yay. Super Fortune Cookie. I love you!! :)

Eh. I'm super pissed!!

You see,

Ee Leng's was like :

--> You will meet someone of the opposite sex who adores you. (why can't I get this one?? STUPID COOKIE)

--> Lots more, I don't remember, all about Fate, Love, Destiny, all the good stuff. Unlike mine. Asking me to get help from strangers and get help from more experienced people. Poo.

:P

20 February 2007

Oh my God!! Barky/Barkie the new pup is so CUTE!!

I super love the way it walks.

Stand up, moves forward for an inch then he'll slip and fall down again. Damn cute!! :)

But my stupid "inconsiderate" aunt is so fucking stupid.

I know she doesn't like the dog. So what??

It's our house. It's our dog. What does she know and what does she care?? It's not her fucking house for God's sake. You know what she fucking SAID?? She asked us to throw away the dog, because we all don't have time to take care of it.

Damn. I've never seen such a fucking heartless person before. And to think I have such an aunt. I'm so lucky, don't you think??

And exactly where does she think we should throw the dog?? To her house?? Hah. And what makes her think we don't have the time?? Who is she anyway?? Our mother?? *scowls*

My sister is sitting for her PMR this year, but so what?? I'm sure she still has the time. I'm lazy, and I'm not exactly responsible when coming to having pets except when they're still young and cute. Especially puppies. When they grow up I usually don't bother about them so much anymore.

Arrgh. I fucking hate my aunt!! Huh. She's so bossy. Thinks she's the only person on Earth. Oh, and her cooking sucks a hell lot.

To think we have to eat her cooking every single year.

UPDATE : I pity my brother studying at Kuala Lumpur. Sometimes he stayed at THAT aunt's house, and when he came back not that long ago he said he's gonna die if he eat anymore of her cooking. Yum.

She thinks her cooking are so nice. Bleh. I'd eat plain rice than eat her cooking. Eew.

And she always brings her home-made muffins that nobody wants to eat and her cheese cake for us when she comes over. I guess the cheese cake is still okay (can cheese go wrong??), but her muffin sucks!! They're too sweet, they're too hard. My mum's was way better.

Actually, even if my aunt and my mum have a cooking competition where my aunt will prepare a roast chicken and my mum preparing a dog dung dish, I'm sure my mum will turn the dog poo into something so completely irresistible, even more yummy than the best roast chicken in the world.

UPDATE 2008 : My aunt is definitely mad beyond words. You know what she did?? On the New Year's Eve night ... no, actually it was already New Year, it was almost 1 o'clock already, and she suddenly called us through Skype. I hate it when people call through Skype. Especially when it's her, and especially when it's so late already. She's damn stupid lor!! My grandmother was already asleep, and she called and woke her up. And she's damn ... STUPID!! We told her we got something important to do (making New Year cookies), and we told her we were almost going to bed already, and she couldn't take the hint, and she kept on talking. We hinted again that my grandmother was already asleep, and she woke her up, and she STILL couldn't stop talking. And my brother told her why is she calling in the middle of the night for nothing, and hello, we want to go to bed already (a lie, actually), and she still doesn't want to hang up.

Errgh. Hate her like hell.

* Go Back *



craving chocolate kisses ..
11:02 AM


♥ Saturday, February 17, 2007 ♥
Brown, Brown, Brown. I'm Sick Of You.

16 February 2006

Ee Leng's back in Penang again!!! Yay!!

But only for a short time.

Poo. Anyway. Chinese New Year is always so boring!!! I mean, it's fun when it's fun, but it's certainly not fun when we're in Kuda Road. My grandmother's old house. The worst place in the whole world.

First thing, it's really hot there.

Second thing. The room decorations are super old-fashioned and really boring. And I mean it, seriously.

Imagine being in a room where the photos and pictures hanging on the wall are all ... brown and yellow. Creamy yellowish white wall, hideous yellow curtains, ugly green floors, cream colored furniture with brown wood, a brown table with a brown chair, and one large photo of a tiger (brownish tiger, in this case) with a BROWN photo frame, and a framed newspaper of my father, aunts and uncles when they graduated, all with flying colors. That explains why they appeared on the newspaper.

And I don't think I need to tell you :

The newspaper has turned brown after such a long time, and of course the photo frame is brown.

*swaying dangerously*

I'm going to faint.

Damn. I'm kind of sick of brown color. Nice color, but I'm just tired of it.

The only contrast in the room is like, the bowl of fake pink flowers (which isn't REALLY contrast, actually) and the brown doors (oh my.) with the bright blue half-transparent glass.

Brown and bright blue?? The people in the olden days really have some kind of taste, don't they?

UPDATE : And to think I'm going to live there in the future??! What the. No lah. Hehe. Actually yeah, but we renovated it because it's just too hideous. I can't really say anything about the almost-done house, but I'm sure it'll be fine. But I fucking hate the person who built some parts of the house!! Didn't listen to the commands properly, and he built the balcony wrong. Oh my, ugliness. I hope it'll still look nice, oh please.

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Ahhh!! New puppy is here!!!!

Oh my God!!

It's not a pedigree dog, it's kind of a mutt, but still cute nevertheless. It's very very young but it's VERY fat. That's why it's so cute.

Named it "Bah Kee", and in the end turned into Barky/Barkie. Whatever lah.


The oven is a fake one, by the way. Don't know how my friend mistaken it for a real one, with a yummy-looking cake inside.

My brother has a cuter photo of the dog, but I'm too lazy to go look for the picture, so I just uploaded this.

So cute!! Some of my friends already saw it, and Sue Yi even kissed it!! I think lah.

Heheheh.

LOVE!!! :)

Oh. And the puppy is not brown colored, by the way. Or else I won't like it so much. =P

* Go Back *


craving chocolate kisses ..
3:00 PM


♥ Wednesday, February 14, 2007 ♥
Happy Valentines!! :)

14 February 2007

Happy Valentine's Day!!

:D

Miraculously, I have nothing bad to say about anyone at all. Maybe there's magic in the air on this particular day.

I'm very happy though.

Hehhe.

I'll tell you a secret.

I LOVE YOU!!!

*screams*

Secret lie, by the way. Heeeh.


craving chocolate kisses ..
8:12 PM