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THE MUSHROOM



name : tan juan
age : 18
hometown : malaysia


PIECES OF ME

LOVES

MUSHROOMS
shopping
drawing
TURQUOISE
MUSIC
rainbows
chocolates
chinese orchestra
fairy tales

HATES

CICAK WTF
creepy crawlies
homework
COPY CATS
chinese




GREAT ESCAPES

*chelsea*
*chia chia*
*crystal*
*ee leng*
*ee teng*
*jhing huey*
*jia lee*
*jo ying*
*jun fang*
*lee mei*
*mok mok*
*ning zhen*
*pei jia*
*pei qi*
*rui mei*
*su yin*
*teik hua*
*tict chyn*
*wen huey*
*wen yuan*
*xin yuan*
*xue yi*
*yi ching*





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THANKS TO

ME. kynzgerl
CODES. manikka
BRUSHES. 1 2
IMAGES. 1 2
The 2 paper heart: moargh.de
♥ Sunday, July 29, 2007 ♥
Doom.

29 July 2007

I'm a dead girl.

Help me study, someone. Help me get something into my head.

Damn exams!




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12:44 PM


♥ Saturday, July 28, 2007 ♥
Transformers =)

27 July 2007

Went to Gurney after school with my sister and parents.

Hmm. Way to prepare for one's exams huh?? Going to the movies.

=)

Reducing my stress. Hehe.

Watched Transformers. It's very nice!! Those who haven't watch it, watch it!!





Damn!! Megan Fox is really, seriously HOT. She's so tan in the movie!! If I'm a guy, I'd ...

Okay. I'm sure you don't want to know.

=P

I like Optimus Prime and Bumble Bee!! Hee.

Before the movie, we went to Chili's for dinner.



Fun. Fresh. Flavorful.

The chili's very cute hor?? One plump, fat chili.

The food's quite okay, I guess. Not VERY nice though.

Damn!! Got to study for the exams. Fuck exams!!


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12:47 PM


♥ Thursday, July 26, 2007 ♥
I love Art!!

26 July 2007

Our Art teacher asked us to make something out of the tiny piece of clay she gave us.

Guess what I made??? =P



My Art works =)

I made a mirror. Is it nice?? Quite simple, actually, and not very hard to make. I just wish the clay doesn't crack and break so easily when it's too dry.

I know, I know. My half-face and hair is spoiling the beauty of it all.

:P

I don't care what you say. I think the mirror's pretty.

And the doll is very pretty too!!

Gorgeous VooDoo Princess!! I don't care what you say. I think she's gorgeous, and that's it.

Golden hair. Golden tiara. Golden dress.

I love blondes!!

=)

And the pink book is my Art sketchbook.

I still think it's nice. (yeah, you know I was going to say that)

Ha ha ha. I'm so talented and proud of myself.

Mwahahhaa.

Just joking.

Oh. And the black round thing is actually a very cute ladybird, called DiDi. Very cute and fluffy!! But it doesn't have any eyes. =(



I think eyes will spoil the whole thing, so I didn't put any.



The back of my clay mirror.

Eternity love!!

My user name at lots of websites. Eternityl0ve, actually.

If you can't see a difference, you're stupid.

:P

The o from the word love is actually a zero (0).

If you see this user name, it's most probably me, unless some stupid idiot stole this user name from me.

Heehee.

Just kidding.

:D


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9:39 PM


♥ Sunday, July 22, 2007 ♥
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix.

21 July 2007

Watched Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix today. It's not too bad like most of people said, but it's not very nice, too!! Lots of things missing, lots of things changed. That's a disadvantage of reading the book before you watch the movie. You won't feel satisfied by the movie, because lots of funny and important information will be missing.

Dumbledore never even told Harry why Voldemort wanted the prophecy, which was totally stupid. And they're not supposed to know the prophecy so soon lor.

And Quidditch was missing.

Wrong, wrong, wrong.

The book was really nice, and made me feel so furious at some parts, like, when the stupid ugly toad Umbridge banned them Fred, George and Harry from playing Quidditch ... sacked and embarrassed Hagrid, etc.

Anyway.

Harry Potter :
He kind of looked better with short hair, but then he wouldn't fit the descriptions in the books anymore, because he always has very long and messy hair. And he's so short in the movie (but still taller than me, probably), Emma's taller than him leh. Maybe it's only in the movie, I don't know.

Ron Weasley :
I've always liked him in the book!! So funny. Ha ha. But he looks SO tired in the movie, wonder why.

Hermione Granger :
I love her!! But she's too pretty!! The books described her as a girl with very bushy hair and rabbit-teeth!! Emma Watson is so pretty though.

Fred & George Weasley :
I love them!! They're so cool. =) Love the part where they flew off from Hogwarts on their brooms, and all the fireworks. But it would be so much better if they followed the descriptions in the book. (aiya, you know lah) The book said there were pink winged piglets. Oh my God. That must be very cute!! But there's no such thing in the show. I mean, so what? The fireworks aren't important, but I'd think it would be cute if there really were pink winged piglets.

Ginny Weasley :
Always have disliked her in the books and in the movies. Was very pissed when Harry and her got together. Yuck. Maybe its because the Ginny in the show is not pretty. They even kissed, oh no. Shit. Hope they cut the part off when Harry and Ginny kissed. No. NO.

Cho Chang :
She's supposed to be the very pretty Ravenclaw girl right?? Doesn't look VERY pretty to me. But so-so lah. I don't hate her.

Luna Lovegood :
I love Luna too!! She's so cute!! And she's a blond. I love blonds. =) Love her dreamy, far away look. She fitted the role perfectly!! Heh. And her voice is very sweeet. Sounds like a doll!! :D

Albus Dumbledore :
Hate him. I liked him in the Sorcerer's Stone and the Chamber of Secrets. I liked him when he was played by Richard Harris. But he died. I hate the new Dumbledore. Whatever his name is. Never bothered to find out because I hate him. What the heck?? Dumbledore is calm. What did he do?? He tried to strangle Harry in the Goblet of Fire movie. He scolded him. He shouted "Silence" to the students like he's angry. He's supposed to shout, but calmly and coolly. I hate the new Dumbledore. Blah.

Lord Voldemort :
Ugly.

Neville Longbottom :
Weird.

Sirius Black :
Oh damn. Why did he die?? Poor Harry.

Lucius Malfoy :
He reminds me of Legolas from Lord of the Rings!! Because of the sort-of elfish ears and long, white blond hair, I suppose. But Orlando Bloom is hotter. Way, way hotter. *drools* Hot guy. I like!! =)

Dolores Umbridge :
Blek. Not evil enough. The cough cough *aherm aherm* thing. Doesn't even sound funny lor! I love her fights with Professor McGonagall in the books. But they didn't show it in the movie, did they?? She's too not evil already!! Doesn't make me cringe and feel like burning the book and swearing at her like when I read the book.

Minerva McGonagall :
I like her!! Love her fight with Umbridge in the book. =P

Nymphadora Tonks :
Ugly.

I'm looking forward to HP and the Half-Blood Prince!! I just don't want to see Harry and Ginny going out and kissing, that's all. I mean, I just don't like them together. I like Harry ok enough, but I don't know why, I hate Ginny!!!

Raawrr.

Oh. Why can't Harry be with Hermione?? Then it'll be perfect.

* Go Back *



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7:42 PM


♥ Saturday, July 21, 2007 ♥
Bob the Builder ... I mean, the Painter.

21 July 2007

Went to school for Traffic activity.

Boring.

Got to paint the roads, paint the yellow boxes, those road things in our school compounds. Heaven. Not. Since when have I signed up to be a painter!! Damn.

I mean, it's quite fun, painting, but I ended up having a yucky shirt with a huge paint stain because I accidentally half-dropped the disgusting paint brush, and it brushed against my shirt, and ta-dahh!! New fashion. And my jeans were stained with blobs of rich yellow paint. Very nice.

NOT.

Anyway, I saw the pale buttercup today!! I'm not happy to see her.


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9:14 PM


♥ Wednesday, July 18, 2007 ♥
Worst Day in My Life. =(

18 July 2007

Okay.

The last few days are just peachy compared to this day. Hopefully, all these unlucky things will pass soon. I really am in need of some good luck. Badly.

I reached school and nothing much happened until our monitor told us that, since the first period is History, we have to go and borrow the laptop (we were going to do our presentation), and, again, Buffalo just wouldn't climb to the fourth floor, big ass, short legs, whatever, so we have to study in K2F.

After I grabbed my stuff, I rushed down to K2F again. K2F is supposed to be in the science lab, but their teacher was absent so they stayed in their class. Buffalo changed her mind and said we'll go to the A8 classroom instead, but us Warden Traffics were having a meeting inside.

We have nowhere to go.

And Buffalo still wouldn't give in and climb to the fourth floor, our own class. So we all crammed into K2F, sharing a class with them. Like, UGGH? The classroom isn't that big you know. Cramming two classes into it is definitely too crowded. Like, hello?? 50 something people in one tiny classroom?? Buffalo's ass already took up at least half of the room okay. Not so much space for 50 more people.

Our monitor YingNee (I'm sorry! She has to run around a lot, even though it's not her groups' presentation) borrowed a teacher's laptop, and we were doing fine until we saw that we must have a password to log onto Windows. Poor YingNee rushed to the office to tell the teacher, but the teacher said we can just log on without the password.

But we can't!!

So, later, the teacher herself came and logged in herself.

Whew. Finally. Roll camera, projectors, whatever, start the presentation!!

MY ARSE.

The damned fucking trolley projector thing was spoiled. Fuck.

So we have to borrow the trolley from the class next door.

Finally, everything's ready. But we were short of time. There's only like, 15 minutes until the bell rings for the second period, which, obviously, wouldn't be enough time for us to do the presentation.

I told Buffalo so.

She insisted that we continue with what we were doing.

Damn her obstinate and determined ass.

What can we do?? *shakes head* She's a teacher after all and we have to respect her wishes, right??

So we started our presentation.

End of story, went on smoothly, I'm very happy.

As if.

I was damn pissed. I organized all the scripts nicely. Explained to my group members how to read it, how to understand the scripts. I asked if they understand. They said they did.

What the fuck. None of them knew what I wrote in the script. And they said the understand. Everything's going terribly wrong.

And of course, being crammed into a tiny classroom with 50 something people makes things worse. It was so noisy, no one can hear what we were saying. I think most of the noise was coming from K2F. If it was coming from our class, I'm sure it would only be like, a quick talk, or chats coming from a particular gang only. I mean, most of our class's people are real goody-goody students. They're normally very quiet.

Damn it. We were like, yelling at the top of our voices, but my classmates at the back said they couldn't here anything. I was so damn pissed at that time, I almost accused K2F face to face that they were the noise-maker. Actually I did. Actually no, that's not true. I told Buffalo they were noisy. Of course, some of the noise was coming from our class, but still, most of the noise were coming from the other class.

And the fucking people still has the nerve to point back to our class, said that it was our class that was making all the noise lor!

What a cheek. They deserve to die.

One thing : I know my classmates want the ladybirds!! I'm sure most of them will be quiet enough to listen to our presentation, and so that they will know how to answer the little questionnaire we prepared, so they will get the ladybirds as the reward for getting the answers correct.

(I sound super snobby in the paragraph above, but I don't care)

Okay. That's not all.

After that, Buffalo suddenly decided that we can stop presenting our project, and go back to class. What the fuck???! After all those preparations, borrowing trolleys, moving classes, and ... all the EFFORT, and she said we can go back to class.

I asked her if we can go back earlier and she said no. THEN after presenting the project halfway, she said we can go back.

Bitch.

I was so fucking angry. Can things go any WORSE??

School was only starting, and I'm already so unlucky. I don't know what will happen next.

Buffalo said she wanted to look through our project, so we gave her the pendrive. Then Jit Nee and I went to the Traffic Meeting.

Boring.

Couldn't concentrate at all. Apparently they were discussing something about a farewell. Whatever.

Luck must be at the other side of the Earth.

Bad Luck is stuck on my school uniform sleeve.

It was recess sooner than we thought. After eating, Jun Fang said she wants to go to the book shop. So Jit Nee, Jun Fang and I walked to the book shop.

It was ten minutes after the bell has rang, which means recess was over.

Just at that moment, the stupid afternoon session principle came past, and said we were at the bookshop AFTER the bell had rang, and we were supposed to be in class, blah, blah, CRAP, so she asked us to write our names down in her stupid book.

And that's not a good thing.

What happened to my life?? This was like the worst day I've had in school.

Even worst. I saw the Grindylow. Damn!! Last person I want to see on such a terrible day.

* Go Back *




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7:26 PM


♥ Tuesday, July 17, 2007 ♥
Ignorance is Bliss

17 July 2007

Ignore the title. Because the entry really have nothing to do with the title.


Top 10 of my favorite songs :
1. When You're Gone - Avril Lavigne
2. Hot - Avril Lavigne
3. Umbrella - Rihanna ft Jay-Z
4. Never Again - Kelly Clarkson
5. Big Girls Don't Cry - Fergie
6. What Goes Around Comes Around - Justin Timberlake
7. Girlfriend - Avril Lavigne
8. Too Little Too Late - JoJo
9. Just So You Know - Jesse McCartney
10. Lovestoned/I Think She Knows - Justin Timberlake

UPDATE : 1 January 2008 (like you even care what songs I like??)

Top 10 of my favorite songs :
1. Apologize - OneRepublic ft. Timbaland
2. With Me - Sum 41
3. When I'm Gone - Simple Plan
4. So Small - Carrie Underwood
5. Piece Of Me - Britney Spears
6. When You're Gone - Avril Lavigne
7. Hot- Avril Lavigne
8. The Way I Are - Timbaland ft. Keri Hilson
9. Scream - Timbaland ft. Keri Hilson & Nicole Scherzinger
10. The Great Escape - Boys Like Girls
11. S.O.S - Jonas Brothers
12. Clumsy - Fergie

(12 total, whatever)

Went to school earlier for marching. Make uniform thing, I think.

Damn.

I'm making a fool of myself lor. AHHH!!

My stamping is damn LAN. Because I'm always scared I'll kick the ass of the person in front of me, in this case, Jun Fang.

And we were like marching in front of the whole world?? Oh yay. Let all the super professional marchers (um. this word exists or not?) see us marching.

Feek. They are sure to laugh at us.

Okay. That's not the main problem. BECAUSE the stupid Grindylow was there, and I was really pissed at her, thus I am VERY distracted, and that's that, whatever that's supposed to mean.

I'm not making any sense.

* Go Back *


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7:38 PM


♥ Sunday, July 01, 2007 ♥
Beautiful Bitches

3 July 2007

Watching America's Next Top Model Cycle 8.

But, why, oh why must the beautiful be bitches??

In Cycle 7, Melrose was sort of the pretty one, and she's the bitch.

In Cycle 8, Renee was the most gorgeous one, and the bitch.

Why?

But thank God Renee changed into a better person in the end.

Which makes me love and hate her more. I love her because she's so perfect. And I hate her because she's too perfect.

One gorgeous bitch she is.

Oh. Pssst. Since most bitches are beautiful ...

I'm a bitch.

=P


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11:36 AM