13 January 2008

Ha ha ha.

For the first time, I seem to be following My New Year Resolutions.

I know : Lousy, typical resolutions made by a typical girl. Anyway, I'll show you why I said I'm keeping up with my New Year Resolutions.

I EAT THIS :

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Baby Carrots.

I've turned into a bunny, and nobody noticed.

*turns around and glances at ass*

Ball of fluff. Check.

*glances in the mirror*

Huge front teeth that sticks out. Check.

Long ears. CHECK.

Please, please don't don't love me anymore just because I'm a bunny who eats freaking baby carrots, okay??

Actually, you were expecting the picture to be some sort of diet pills or diet milkshake right?? Honestly I don't know why people eat those kind of crap which has absolutely zero effect at all. Even if it worked, you're still unhealthy. Thin, but unhealthy, which is even worst than fat and unhealthy. If you're fat at least you're not that WEAK. If you're thin, and you happen to be carrying a few bricks under the blazing sun ... after 1 minute, and you're in the emergency room.

(I seem to have a sudden liking to bricks. Don't ask why, I don't know.)

Anyway. I have to admit that I HAVE flirted with the diet pills idea before, but I know they don't work, after reading some certain books and articles. And I never really thought of getting them, even if I'm allowed to. Eating diet pills and slimming down is just so ... bizarre.

I'd rather eat healthy and exercise. Hence the baby carrots.

But WAIT.



How come the baby carrots contain sugar?? They don't even taste SWEET. Is 6 grams a big amount anyway??

Blah. I don't care. It's still better than the stupid huge box of Hershey's Pot of Gold sitting in my refrigerator currently. And ... errr ... I totally didn't mention that the baby carrots were eaten, yeah, but AMONG OTHER THINGS.

Oops. *guilty look*

Like the certain box of chocolates in your refrigerator??

Uh-huh.

Fuck!!! Why can't I be one of those people who eats thousands of boxes of Hershey's and never get fat?? Why??

Life is so ... UNFAIR!!!

Actually, I'm kind of proud of myself, yet damn mad and ashamed of myself.

You see, in the past week, I opened the fridge and I saw the Hershey's, and I never even thought of getting fat, I just ate it. So I'm mad.

And now, I opened the fridge again and again, saw the chocolates, and were reaching out my hands when I stopped myself. Not once, but like, three or four times. Good to see I've got some control. And I'm proud.

BUT!!

I still eat other things besides the stupid Hershey's.

=(

Damn. Who the hell created so many yummy food in the world deserves to DIE. Just die. Go to hell.

Actually, no, I don't mean that.

What will the world turn into without chocolates?? And ice creams?? And fondues?? And melted mozzarella cheese?? And Tiramisus??

Oh. And Hershey's?? McDonald's?? Pizza Hut??

I can't imagine. Life wouldn't be worth living without food. And life would be much more worth living if the people in this world are all as fat as pigs. It would be better if the whole world think that fat people are attractive, too, instead of laughing at them, teasing them, just because they're fat.


Look how I eat.


Look how I eat.


LOOK HOW I EAT.

Damn. Can someone please create more yummy food that are actually healthy?? Like FRUITS?? The one and only. Oh. Do MUSHROOMS count too?? And I know what you'll say : VEGGIES. Yeah, yeah, healthy, but most of them actually suck lor.


Food.


Food.


MORE FOOD.

Eh. Don't play play ah. The corn in the above picture GETS YOU IN THE MOOD okay???

=P

Hee hee.

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Oh My God.



There's a National Park in Penang, and I don't even know. I think I can pack my bags and move to some place which I know better, like .... hell??

There's a Meromictic Lake, right here in Penang when there are like, only two Meromictics in Asia (I got that from Wikipedia), and I don't even know.

Right here in Penang. I don't believe it.

Actually I have no clue what the hell a Meromictic Lake is until I came across that Penang National Park brochure or whatever you call that. It's a lake with different water density, something something, where the water surface is cold and the bottom is hot.

So special right??

Hee.

You're probably thinking : Huh?? Isn't water like that normally?? Cold at the top, warm at the bottom??

And you'd throw yourselves off the cliff just to find out whether normal water is cold on the surface and warm at the bottom.

:P

My father told me that the water can only be like that during a certain period of the year. So unfair!! What if we visited the lake and the water's just like normal?? Waste of time, waste of money. Err. Actually, do we need to pay?? =.=

I feel so stupid for not knowing about such a unique thing located right in Penang.

Stupid bunny.



Some Bay of Glowing Amber. The pictures look so nice right??

Fake, probably.

Ha ha.

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