9 March 2010

Whooo. Another lame post.

Something really dumb and ... well, LAME, happened today.

It happened like this.

I left my bedroom, and I didn't close the door. I was descending the stairs and I suddenly saw this bastard of a lizard on the stairs. Of course it flew (flew because it moved so fast) away, and I had this horrifying thought : WHAT IF IT GOT INTO MY ROOM?

So I quickly turned and tried to race the lizard up the stairs. Okay, the lizard didn't really climb the stairs one step at time (duh), it just climbed up the wall beside the stairs. Little cheat. Gah. I was so scared it would creep into my room, because my room was one of the rooms nearest to the stairs.

In my hurry to overtake the dumb lizard, I fell down. Hit my knuckles and knees pretty hard. The dumb lizard was stuck onto the wall, unmoving. It was probably snorting with laughter. If lizards could snort, that is.

I scrambled up quickly (because I was scared the lizard would crawl up my legs) and tried to reach the top of the stairs, and in my hurry, I tripped, and fell again. Argh.

Must be the rhythm thing. I think I was trying to run up the stairs two steps at a time, and suddenly I ... err, lost track of the rhythm (one, two! ONE, TWO!), and maybe tried to do four steps in one huge leap, and then I fell. LOL.

Ha-ha. All the more reason to hate lizards. The stairs are quite wide, but when there's a lizard anywhere near it, I have to press myself to the wall and descend the stairs as quickly as I can. Geeeee.

I have a huge pimply on my face. Err, like I told Rumi, my nose is the axis of symmetry and the pimply is one of the two points (the other is another old pimply WHICH WAS CURSED BY RUMI that hasn't disappeared) of the graph.

Okay you probably don't get what I mean, and I won't be showing you a photo any time soon. So. Forget it. Hahahaha. TIME TO DO CHINESE CALLIGRAPHY !#*%^*!*#$!@

AND I HAVE TO GO ON DUTY DURING THE STUPID FUNFAIR ON SUNDAY. Three duties, 40 minutes each. Yay me. Yay us. :)