29 April 2009

He pretends to be you, and talks to someone in your MSN contact list.

The horror.

But thankfully, he only talks to Ee Leng. Whew. I cannot - I CANNOT - imagine what it'll be like if he pretends to be me and talks to my friends. What if my friends say something inappropriate?! (Yes, I am talking about Rui Mei. And Iris. The perverts. Haha.)

Or worse still, what if some confidential secrets of mine leak out because my friends do not know they are not talking to me and are actually talking to my dad?!

Okay, fine. That's never going to happen. It is such a relief I never tell anyone my deepest, darkest secrets, not even my family. I don't really know who to trust anymore. This is a strange, strange world.

Back to the topic. I don't understand why my dad pretended to be me and talked to Ee Leng (this had happened more than once), and why he couldn't be more subtle when he did it. Not that I am egging him on or anything, but he didn't even close the window after he finished. *rolls eyes*

He attempted to sound like me, but apparently he doesn't know that I seldom use short forms when I type. (Besides the fact that I type at least 100000 times faster than he does) I guess he assumed that all the teenagers these days use short forms like "u", "ur", "2ml", et cetera. I almost burst out laughing when I saw this :

"can't talk to u otherwisw my head will get chopped"

Yeah, complete with typing errors. Not that I don't make mistakes like that all the time. Eh. I don't think I have ever used the word otherwise in MSN! I always say "abo". Not included as short form ah.

And you know what's weird?

Ee Leng didn't even SAY anything, and my father sent her the above message. Hellooo. If you can't talk, then you won't talk.

Ee Leng was smart enough, and had an idea that it wasn't me talking to her, so she just replied with a "?" ...

Then my dad replied :

"don't ask me"

*laughs hysterically* What was that about? I suppose the "don't ask me" think sounds ... young enough ... but ... it doesn't make sense, does it?

*nods seriously* Hmm. My dad really is a bit weird.

So, Ee Leng and I created a password! I will type the password first whenever I talk to her. If she doesn't see the password, then she'll know it's not me. Hahaha.

I don't plan to tell my dad (yet) that A] I know he pretended to be me B] he can't hoax anybody, because it is actually quite amusing to see him trying to sound like a teenager.

Once, he even said :

" ...... because my dad ...... "

Hah! Trying to fool Ee Leng again. "My dad", indeed. *snorts*

Never mind. I'll give him some time. xD

Anyway. Today is our Chemistry teacher's last day here (she's a trainee). I'm going to miss her so much!! Even though I detest Chemistry*, I'd rather go through it with her than with our previous teacher. Oh God. I am so NOT looking forward to next week. And the week after the next.

Screw that. I am not looking forward to all the Mondays and Tuesdays of the rest of the year. Arrgh.

*Much as I dislike Chemistry, I still like it more than Biology and Physics. The worst is Physics. Although sometimes it can be quite fun, but ... the sometimes is quite rare. Sigh. I think choosing the Science stream is one of my biggest mistakes in life. But it's not like I have any other choice. I hate this place! By place I mean this school and this country. Patriotic much? =.=

P.S./ Wow I am such a chatterbox. Don't ask me. My head will get chopped off.

P.P.S./ I miss Maple Story soooo much! Stupid Rui Mei! Oh God I hope my account hasn't be hacked into!!!!! *cross fingers*