11 February 2009

I hate when whenever I plan to post a blog entry with three sentences and it turns out to be three kilometers long instead.

Expectation is the root of all heartache - William Shakespeare

I love this quote. So true.

There are a few photos to ... admire below if you don't want to read all the crap. If you want neither then just go away and please, do me a favour. Kill all the mosquitoes within a 20000 km radius of yourself.

The amount of homework is killing me! (don't ask why this post exists)

Actually, not only the amount of homework is killing me. The amount of mosquitoes are killing me too. How can there be at least five fucking mosquitoes in my room?! And how can there be at least two of them circling around my head right now? Are they not scared of me?! HOW CAN THEY NOT BE SCARED OF ME?!!?! Grrrr.

I swear, I have been so good to the mosquitoes. Every time they flew near me I just flicked them away, giving them a second chance to live. (more like I was too lazy to even lift my hand up to swat them) But they always came back.

Oh, there is also one innocent, stupid, buzzing fly in my room, but as I said, it is innocent. There is not a single drop of my precious blood in its body. But actually, why is there a fucking fly in my bedroom!?!? Weird. Must have flew in through the window or something.

I was lying comfortably on my bed last night and staring at the ceiling blankly with pleasant thoughts racing through my head, and suddenly I felt two mosquitoes flew past, snapping me out of my sweet reverie. What the fuck.

I couldn't stand the thought of the fucking creatures sucking my blood when I am asleep and completely unaware of their evil misdeeds, so I just turned the lights on, and sat there for awhile, patiently waiting for the fuckers to zoom straight into my face.

In the end? It was I who went hunting for them all because none of them were brave and gallant enough to come and face me.

It is so unfair!! Chicken mosquitoes. Ever heard of war, huhhh? You fight, I fight. You attack, I attack. Not you attack while I am snoring like an elephant with a smile on my face and a puddle of drool around my pillow. That is so wrong.

Ahh, anyway, such a peaceful night I had yesterday. No disturbance from the little blood-suckers. But then, what's the use of a peaceful sleep when it only lasts for around 4 or 5 hours?

Correct! No use at all.

I am going to lock myself in my room at 11 o'clock today, and I will sleep at 12 o'clock. One hour to kill the mosquitoes. Screw homework. My blood is more important. Anyhow*, I can't do my homework with all those mosquitoes flying around.

Oh, thank God that my room is (for now) completely devoid of lizards, except for one tiny one I saw last year. I'd rather sleep with a thousand mosquitoes than with a lizard.

Or maybe not.

Here. You must be bored. A few photos from Singapore - which you have probably seen before, and probably will see again when I update about the trip properly, which might be never but what the heck - and a few random ones :




Oh, stupid flash.

Flash spoils my beauty. LOL. xD


LG Ice Cream

It looks almost edible ... *licks lips*

How can anyone resist? It's so sleek and shiny and pretty! I want to eat!!! I WANT.


Dice Sweetheart Candy

So sweet. I want to eat!! I think the texture is something like marshmallow, yummy ...

Okay, okay. Fine. They are just dices. Not candy.


Hsieh Ying & I

Now, look at my legs. Then look at my arms. Then look at my legs again. Then look at my a- Anything strange?

Why ah whyyyy. My arms should be the colour of my legs! My legs are perfectly tanned which is what I want and then my arms are so disgustingly pale. Yuck.

Noooo something must be wrong with Hsieh Ying's camera.

xD


Yi Ling ♥


Secret Recipe :D


(don't ask, because I don't know)

My shirt is rather ... err, hypnotizing, is it not?

Hypnotizer, hypno-hypnotizer, you're a hypnotizer,
Oh, hypnotizer, oh, you're a hypnotizer, baby ...

Oh crap.

It is way past 11 o'clock and I haven't killed a single mosquito yet. I gotta run!

Ta! :)

Mwah. You know I love you! XOXO~

*Anyhow is a stupid word. Those who read Mr. Midnight will know. Sigh, such childish books, they are not even remotely scary. I read them when I was at Jane's house out of sheer boredom and curiosity. You know, to see what the new MM books are like. And I saw at least three anyhow(s) on the same page. Boooo.*

(SHIT. THREE KILOMETERS IT IS.)