5 November 2008

Going to rant about our school. AGAIN.

So. In this nice place we call our school,



1) Pick-up sticks are for murdering people.

But of course! If not, why can't we bring it to school?! Rui Mei brought hers to school today and it got confiscated by one of the she-thinks-she's-cool-but-she's-not(s).

What's wrong with the sticks? So harmless, even children can play them without accidentally swallowing the sticks like they might swallow dices. Might.

SHE said : "Oh you must get a permission slip."

WHAT THE FUCK PERMISSION SLIP AGAIN? Exactly WHAT in this school doesn't need a permission slip?! Books need permission slips. Combs need permission slips (which cannot be given out unless you are a member of a sports club where your hair might get messy). Hair need permission slips. HAIR. Like if you don't have bangs you must have a permission slip from the teachers or poof! What? Demerit of course.

Jeez, what's next? Maybe pencils and erasers need permission slips too!

MAD SCHOOL.

Lucky Wendy is going to Singapore next year! She got the scholarship lucky bastard. Sigh I should have TRIED to apply for it. There might be ... say, 0.1% that I will get it. But even the tiny 0.1% chance that I can get out of this school cheers me up considerably.

We said that we are going to use the pick-up sticks to ... well, do something that is not very nice and ... err, ladylike. Something along the lines of sticking the sticks into certain places on a certain someone. Think ass.

But then we are afraid that the person's asshole butt-hole (like Rui Mei said, it sounds cuter and not quite as rude) is too disgustingly dirty that the pick-up sticks will melt. *cough* Which I'm sure it will. A mean person has a dirty butt-hole. Or rather, the anus. That's just the way it is.

You know, since we can come up with something like sticking pick-up sticks into someone's butt-hole .... means we are also mean, you know what I mean?

2) There are two different types of Monopoly.

And I don't mean Monopoly(s) of different colours, different countries, different tokens, et cetera.


Juicy Couture Monopoly (DAMN PRETTY!)


Look at the tokens! Sweet! Love the heart one~

There are many boxes of Monopoly at school that belongs to the school. They allow us to play those during certain hours and classes.

But we are not allowed to bring our own Monopoly to school.

Tell me, what's the difference? Only that the school's Monopoly is filthier and not in quite as good a condition as one's own.

It is completely, utterly, absolutely, EXTREMELY RIDICULOUS.

They said we are not allowed to bring it because there's a dice and we might gamble (how, I have no idea), then IF we use the school's Monopoly (of course with the dices) then we can't gamble?!

Oh, how perfectly logical.

3) You get free hair cuts!

Okay, that's not completely true, but still, under certain ... circumstances the discipline teachers will cut your hair for you. Actually not all the discipline teachers are that mean. Some gives us chances. Unlike SOME. *scowls*

I know it's not some important news. But I totally forgot to mention that my hair was cut by the discipline teacher exactly 6 days before PMR.

BEFORE PMR. People are sitting for their exams and they check and cut people's hair! Like all the things we have to study, all the strain isn't enough, we have to add another worry onto the pile of already high worries.

We worry about how badly our hair suck! Any normal girl will feel like that. Because the hair cut the discipline teacher gave us, was horrible. GROTESQUE. Our hair will look like THIS on one side, and the other will look like THAT. Eew.





Okay, not going to rant about school no more.

Our class is going on a trip next Wednesday! *whoops* Another day out of school. I'm not sure whether it is fun or not, but there's a treasure hunt so I don't suppose it will suck too bad.

And I have a little plan with Chiew Na, Hsieh Ying and Jit Nee next Monday. *grins*

And our class is going to cook tomorrow!! Our group, like many others, are cooking spaghetti. Personally I prefer macaronis/pasta (or whatever those smaller, shorter type of ... uh, pasta?! are called) than spaghetti. But most people in my group likes spaghetti, so, spaghetti it is!

I have a most terrible holiday looming before me. Possibly, during December, I have to go to school every day, every SINGLE day (except Sundays I think), from 8 a.m. - 3 p.m. for CO practice, WOO-HOO!!! NOT.

Not that I have anything to do at home anyway but still, going to school every day during the holidays is not my idea of fun. I'd rather stay at home and snooze. I think it's more fun.

MY BIRTHDAY IS IN 25 DAYS!!!

Spending my birthday alone is NOT what I have in mind. But who's there?! My MOM!? Gosh. *breath*

And shit, I don't think I can cope with everything next year. I will die. Physics. Chemistry. Biology. WTF. Sigh, I dread the next year all right. I loved this year. It was fun! =(

I haven't updated about the Malay thingy! I probably won't. Or I will. Depends on my mood which is quite good these days except for the occasional annoying itch in my stupid giant of a nose. Arrgh.


Giant-sized poker cards~ (and my nose)

AH HOW CAN I FORGET?!

I just had a fright today. And no it wasn't lizards.

Suddenly my whole body felt all itchy, and I couldn't resist, so I scratched it all over. My face, my neck. When I looked in the mirror there was this .... *shudder* some sort of rash. SO DISGUSTING! Like, as one say, the surface of the moon. Like I sprouted twenty pimples suddenly.

Even when I drank lemonade my whole tongue prickled, my lips itched.

At once I went for a bath, and after bathing I applied some pure aloe vera on the rashes. Whew. Relief. After some time the stupid rashes disappeared. Thank GOD. I almost thought that my face was ruined forever.

My mom said maybe it was a heat rash as it is super-duper hot these days. And maybe I didn't drink enough water.

JANE IS GOING TO USA IN A WEEK.

Come on, rain some money this week. Oh, I'm supposed to meet Rui Mei at midnight today, and sneak off to Yann Ying's house, open her underwear drawer and steal all the money. Shit. I forgot. Again. Like how I forgot that I was supposed to burn the school some weeks ago.

Juicy Couture wedges~

I love wedges. I LOVE WEDGES! I must get a pair. Soon. When it rains money.

Normally I don't like the colour combination of green and pink but I have to say the wedges above are an exception. It just .... appeals to me. =)

USD$65~ OK, you can kill me now.






So cute. SO CUTE!

Uh, did I mention that my birthday is coming soon? *clears throat*

Okay. This post is too long.

Anyway I want to go play some games.

Aww, I miss the games I used to play when I was young! Fire n' Ice (The Daring Adventures of Cool Coyote), Jazz Jack Rabbit, Cyberdogs, etc.

Rui Mei also plays Jazz Jack Rabbit!!!! Ahhh! I asked her to lend me the CD but she said she lost it .... pooo.

I can't download the games online! =( Garrh.

Okay. End the post. END THE POST.

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