31 July 2008

I cannot believe it.

I CANNOT BELIEVE IT.

My mum actually booked a flight to ....














BALI.















No, I am NOT kidding.















AND NO I'M NOT GOING ALONG.

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. FUCKKK.

She's going with a bunch of her school colleagues.

(I'm wondering how come so many people like to go to Bali these days. I know, it's gorgeous. I read many blogs, and so many of the bloggers went there!! And I'll admit it I feel so so soooo jealous. When I looked at the gorgeous private villas and all. Errgh.)

When she told me she booked a flight to Bali, I was like, huh, who??!?!

Then she said, "Me!"

Then I went crazy. "I want to go!! Yerr!! Can't believe it!! I want, I want, I want ..." *rambles on during the whole journey back home from school*

And she said I wouldn't want to go because she's going with a bunch of her old friends.

Old, as in, the AGE, not the, uh, "status" of their friendship.

Well, I suppose some of the teachers who are going are quite old.

And for someone like me, they wouldn't make good company. But of course!! I'm a student, they're teachers, end of story. And the ... err, age gap is a bit too much.

But the views at Bali are so damn fucking gorgeous I wouldn't even want to look at the teachers' faces. Yeah, it means that if I have the chance to go along with them, I would. Okay, umm, only maybe if I can take a friend along. Someone .... nearer to my own age.

Can you imagine??

What do older people do?? Maybe sit somewhere, and eat, and talk.

What do youngsters do?? Of course, besides than sitting somewhere, relaxing, eating and talking, we would do something slightly more adventurous.

And plus, our *cough* mobility is slightly (just slightly) higher, right??

My mom said that Miss Pow (not sure about the spelling) is going. God. Our Maths teacher. Nightmare. And a discipline teacher. And I ...... no. Remember. The views. Yes.

She said that Teacher Cheng Ley Sim is going too!!!! She is SOOOO nice. She looks very, very young and perfectly gorgeous for her age. (Not that she's very old or anything) And she is perfectly slim. And she can dress very well. High class, like Pei En said.

(Yes lah, we always notice those kind of things)

And even though she never taught us before, we all like her immensely because ... you can just see. She looks nice and friendly. Unlike ... unlike a certain SOMEONE who keeps scolding and scolding us non-stop. Errgh.

Our Maths teacher last year is going too. OH MY GOD. She's ..... I don't know. Sunset. Sunrise. Sunset. Sunrise. Sunset. Sunrise.

And .... *shrugs* Honestly, I really don't care, as long as I can GO there. But of course it'd be better if I'm going with friends or cousins (Ee Leng, touched or not??) I love beaches. Especially ones with pristine white sand, turquoise waters, a cool breeze and a blazing sun.

And of course with lots of gorgeous guys and girls (preferably in bikinis) on the beach.

I need to work on my tan!! I'm turning paler and paler and ... BLERRGH I hate pale skin. I like tanned, golden skin, especially when slathered with some kind of oil or glitter that made it look like THIS:



Okay I know this photo appeared on my blog for thousands of times already but still ... I like it what!! So hot.

See? See her skin tone?? So nice. Maybe it's the lighting or editing, but who cares. Don't you think that tanned skin look healthier?? And not to mention prettier. Ahhhhhhh.

I wanna go!!!!

But if I have the chance, I'd like to go to the Caribbean first because it's probably prettier than Bali.

*And I can pretend that I'm the gorgeous Keira Knightley, making out with the equally gorgeous Orlando Bloom. Ahhh.

Like I said, it doesn't hurt to fantasize.

But I haven't even been to all the islands in Malaysia. Where I live. *SIGH*

OK, I need to stop babbling. Bye-bye!!






Arrgh. I wanna go.

I wanna go.

OK, bye-bye.




Wait. Anyone wants to sponsor me the trip??

OK lah, bye-bye.

=)