18 June 2008

Gosh, I'm tired. It's only 9 o'clock but I'm seriously considering going off to bed now ... Maybe just for a quick nap. (Translation : For seven or eight hours, perhaps.)

And what do we get for staying back every day for the Science Fair?? Nothing. Well, not exactly nothing, as each person who stayed back can get a free RM10 (supposedly to be spent on our lunch). A free one, you know!! But it's not RM100, is it?? *sighs sadly*

RM10 is so not worth it.

The Science Fair!!

There are pros (*gasp!!*) and cons of being forced to do the Science, you know.

Pros :

a) We don't need to stay in class all day and listen to the teachers droning about some ridiculous topics of some subjects.

b) We can practically cut classes (although there were no classes) all day!! Walk here, walk there, nobody even cares because ... because ... we are superior, seeing that we joined the Science Fair and they did not?? Mwahaha. =_=

c) We can do many illegal things. Which is not illegal anymore, like, bringing our laptop (must have a presentation though), cameras, and pen drives which were not allowed at school before.

d) We can have special meals. (I mean, not a special meal like a large dish of grilled steak with delicious gravy, baked potatoes stuffed with fresh salad, onion rings ... and .... and ... Okay, that was exactly the meal I ate on the cruise ship, Superstar Virgo. Oh God, I missed those days.) We can have two meals a day before the last school bell rings. Even for those who were not staying back.

Cons :

a) Busy, busy, busy.

b) Tiring, tiring, tiring.

c) Boring, boring, boring.

d) Boring, boring, BORING.

Okay actually there are more cons. Like, how we have to explain to people who are here for the exhibition. About our topic, which turns out to be ... *groan* Filtration. Oh God, why?? That HAS to be the most boring, well-known topic in the world already.

We were actually very irresponsible!! We ditched our stations. Koon Yee, Gaik Lan, Jun Wei, Rui Mei, Yann Ying & I all sneaked off (in a completely obvious, bold way) to 7-Eleven to buy some munchies and to get away from explaining our projects to those people. So our stations were left completely empty. Hah.

Don't care. We were forced into doing this, and hhmph, the teachers should be HONOURED we even decided to decorate the board (so nicely, by the way) for them.

Talking about teachers, THE JUDGES. The damned judges.

One, with large earrings (that I kept focusing on, thinking how nice it would be to pluck it from her earlobe, causing a tear in her earlobe. Ouch.), and badly, terribly drawn eyebrows. Oh, my God. And so skinny. Asking this, asking that, thinking we are God, thinking we know everything. Sigh I suppose we all look too mature, she thinks that we know more than we actually do.

The other, who thinks she's so superior. Hello. We understand English. WE UNDERSTAND ENGLISH. We heard what the first teacher asked, just that we were in a complete loss for words, not knowing what to say. And the Superior one used a tone like she was talking to a 3-year-old, explaining S-L-O-W-L-Y what the first teacher meant, IN CHINESE.

Damn, she thinks we are stupid, does she?? If we all weren't so damn unprepared I'm sure one of us would have said something back. Hah. Stupid?? One day, I'll show her who's the stupid one.
The Superior, I can't stop staring at her ugly clothes, and her thick lips. No, not like Angelina Jolies, oh-so-sexxxy thick lips. Just, thick, in a completely bad way. Gosh, I'm mean. But they are mean too. Meanness requires meanness.

Seriously, they want us to do extremely stupid and difficult things!! She actually expected us to bring some dirty water, like, remains of some soapy water that was used to wash the floor or clothes. And how the fuck are we supposed to bring that?? Put it in a bottle and stick it into her ass?? And, just like another teacher said, isn't water added with perfectly dirty sand even dirtier than soapy water?? And the results of the filter is quite good. I mean, the water turned from completely brown to clear water with just a tinge of yellow. Anyone with sense (which, sadly to say, none of both the judges have) will know that, since the extremely dirty water is quite clean already, then moderately dirty water will also be clean.

"It's a good idea, but your application?? I don't think so."

Don't like it?? Kill yourself, lucky it's the second floor here.

Anyway. I was quite proud of ourselves!! While we were sitting there fooling around before the judges came, all the other girls were memorizing their scripts, or preparing their presentations in the laptops. We did not prepare scripts, nor did we actually discussed who should speak first, what to speak, et cetera. Completely, utterly unprepared. And we actually got along quite fine. I think. All ... natural. Yes. Better than stiff, all-memorized crap. Don't want to actually damage my brain anymore by memorizing some shitty things that will probably be forgotten the minute the teachers stepped away from our exhibition.

So, we all just babbled on, what came into our minds, made some things up (I think we did ...), and all in all, it wasn't too bad!!! To me. I doubt that the teachers were impressed, but we weren't there to impress the teachers anyway. We were just there to do our homework and have fun!! =P

After 4 o'clock, when the exhibition ended, Rui Mei & I went to Yann Ying's house. And .... we .... *smirks*

It's a secret I will never tell.

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