5 March 2008

Exams over today!!

Actually I don't see anything to be happy about as our crazy, brainless and petite-like-a-fucking-child teacher came in and gave out sheets of exercises for us to do before the last paper even started.

Fine, whatever. It's not like I'm going to do it anyway.

These few days had been SO crazy!! And SO tiring. I swear I'm looking more and more like a panda. Getting uglier and uglier. I cannot stand it anymore!! Pimples on my face, huge eyebags, dark eye rings ... And of course my nose is still as big as ever, not that I can do anything about it.

Yesterday was horrible. I mean, today morning. I stayed up half the night just to study Geography and Chinese. I was half-dead by 10 p.m. already and of course I couldn't just give up and not study anymore, right? So I rummaged around the larder (if you call that a larder) and found ....

Nescafe Gold!!!

I love it. It tasted great, and it worked. I didn't feel sleepy at all for the next 5 hours.

But then it was too strong. I decided to go to bed at 3 o'clock in the morning because it was sort of creepy to be alone downstairs, and I ended up lying on the bed for another hour and more before I finally fell asleep.

So I had like, about 1 hour or more, around 2 hours of sleep only.

That's why I'm so ugly right now. *sigh*

So sad.

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Something funny and totally stupid happened the past Monday!! Tict Chyn, Jit Nee & I were walking on the road, and suddenly there was this crazy lorry driver.

It was heading straight at us. When the lorry was getting nearer and nearer, the lorry driver suddenly sped up even faster.

Well, of course, you'd yell and shriek like a maniac right.

I started shrieking, then Tict Chyn shrieked. I don't know about Jit Nee but all I know was that we were like, pushing each other to the side of the road to prevent ourselves from getting knocked down by the crazy driver.

And then when it was quite near us, it swerved back to the road again. And you know what, the three of us saw the two crazy Indians in the lorry bent over laughing. At us.

Damn them.

We couldn't stop laughing .... It was really funny!! Ha ha. I couldn't believe we were so stupid and .... "naive" to actually move and scream when we knew perfectly well that the driver can see us, unless if he's blind.

I hope the Indians fall into the drain and die. OR I wished that when the lorry was getting nearer then it lost control, and killed the three of us. Then the lorry driver will die of guilt for killing three innocent, pretty girls who were, at that moment, only trying to get some food to eat. Maybe he will kill himself for letting us die hungry and empty-stomached.

At least die when you're full than when you're empty right?

What's so funny about trying to tease, or how do you say it ... bully? three extremely-stressed-because-of-the-exams girls??

Hah. It will be funny when I borrow one of the ancient giant mammoth tanks from Japan way back in ... 1945??*, and crush the lorry driver's bones into fine dust. Or I'll just shoot him. And the "bullet" will go straight up his ass, making him explode.

THEN we will see what's funny.

*From what I read in the history text books.

Mammoth Tank VS Lorry


RAWRRR.

It will be funny when you look like THIS :



Or I will borrow some arrows and a bow from Legolas from the movie Lord Of The Rings (*swoon* Sooo gorgeous.), and aim the arrow straight between the driver's eyes. That way, I can also get a private archery lesson from Legolas. Mwahahaha.

Just in case, you know, anything happened, I even memorized the number plate of the lorry.

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The lorry photo was actually real!! My sister took it. Ha ha. Poor thing.


Yup. Crazy Mammoth Tank Driver Wearing Sunglasses and a Tweety Towel Wrapped Around Her Head.

RAWRRRR.