29 January 2008

This is a boring post about our new puppy, will just call him, umm, him here, because currently he's still unnamed. Thought of lots of names but nothing seems to fit him.

Thought of Ashley but Ashley doesn't seem to be a name for males.

Thought of Gy, but err, weird.

Thought of Dopey because I think he looks sleepy. And stupid.

Thought of just ... Doggy because it's the easiest.

Thought of ... oh, whatever.

Hey!! Actually, that's a good name.

"Oh, Whatever, come here, there's a bone for you!!"

Not too bad isn't it.

Here's the nicest photo of him so far :



Oh, Whatever is not a Pedigree dog but who cares, I like dogs as long as they're cute. And clean. And those who don't poop in the middle of nowhere for us poor humans to step on. Oh, and of course, those who don't jump up at you violently every time they see you. It can get so annoying!! Dirty, muddy paws and wet, dirty tongues and drool ... EEW. And and and!! The dogs shouldn't have too many wrinkles. In fact, they shouldn't have ANY wrinkles at all. Ah. And I prefer dogs without ears that stand up. Uggh. Except German Shepherds. And Great Danes. And ... oh, whatever.



He's biting the piece of 5 cm paper I cut out to measure my hair. I know. Crazy, isn't it?? I mean me, not the dog. Measuring my hair, what's the point?? I mean, who in their right minds would measure their hair except for crazy people in Malaysia?? Or just in Penang, I don't know about other states. Probably the same. You see, having long hair really doesn't ... Okay. End of subject. Don't want to waste my time over something I've wasted thousands of years over and something that I know that will never change until I FINALLY LEAVE OUR BEASTLY SCHOOL FOR GOOD.

That's actually very polite and, err, summarized?? of me. I was going to say :

I finally ditch our fucking stupid school for good and wait until it has to close down because after hearing about our constant wails and complains about how all the rules were such a pain in the ass nobody really wants to go to that school anymore, and fucking GOOD RIDDANCE, too.

Arrgh.

Okay. Time to say something sweet because maybe someone might come across what I just said.

Eherm.

Well, firstly, I really do love all the people in school. Friends, classmates, people I don't know, people I know and don't know, people I know but ignore, people I hate and love, people I love, people I hate, people I ... err, like to kill, errr, teachers, errrr, headmistress, and ... I guess that's about it. Oh. And the school guards. And the photographer. Oh, and how could I ever forget the hard work of all the people working at the canteen?? And the people who clean the toilets??

Oh, I love you all all right.

Secondly, umm, is actually the same as above.

Third one please refer to the first.

Fourth one is, oh, screw it, I LOVE YOU, MY SCHOOL!!!

Yep. I AM insane.

Anyway, back to the topic of dogs.



*winks*

He's winking at you, see?? How adorable. And err, how ... stupid??

I sacrificed my own life to take a photo with him, you know??

First, he bites. And it hurts a hell lot. He almost just bit me on my cheek. Uggh. Actually, he DID bit me on the cheek. What the heck.

Second, he's heavy. For such a young dog.

Third, I took the photo with the flash on because I know he looks nicer with the flash on and I look nicer with the flash off. His fur will look a gorgeous golden brown, his eyes blue. Blond and blue eyes, my favorite hair and eye color combination!! And with the flash on my face will look oily, my hair will look greasy, oh, I just suck.



I've been dreaming of a True Love's Kiss ...

I rate him a 11/10 kisser. Hmm.

=P

I told you it was boring.