15 January 2008

I'm so happy!!

For tonight anyway. Starting from tomorrow morning when I go to school, I'll be back to my usual unhappy, miserable and bored person I used to be.


Yummy tom yam noodles cooked by my mum.

That's why I'm so happy.

No, no, not because I particularly love tom yam although it tastes great, but ... if you're stupid enough not to notice ...

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If you still don't see anything special and all you see is a pile of dog poo, you can prepare to kill yourself by banging your head on a brick wall.

(Why bricks again??)

Mushrooms!! Oh my God, I love them so much. They're pure LOVE. Bah, who cares if somebody broke my heart?? Who cares if someone dumped me??

In other words, who needs LOVE when one can have MUSHROOMS??

Firstly, mushrooms don't break your heart, unless if you're really poor and you couldn't afford to buy them, and it hurts so much you'd kill yourself with a brick.

Secondly, you don't need to gussy up until you're so damn gorgeous just because you're going to eat a mushroom. And cooking a mushroom takes a shorter time than making up. A mushroom loves you no matter how ugly you are.

Thirdly, mushrooms are much easier to find. If you finished it, you can get another one in like, 1 minute. Anyone who got love 1 minute after they're dumped must be someone so totally irresistible, gorgeous, hot, and perfect. And the "anyone" probably doesn't exist.

Fourthly, mushrooms taste better than lips. Mushrooms are juicy, nice to nibble, with a nice smooth surface. And it tastes really good. Some lips are dry, peeling, and ... it's not juicy at all. Unless if you say a mouth full of drool is juicy. Eew.

Oh. And mushrooms are much cuter, don't you think??


What is there not to like about mushrooms?

Although some mushrooms suck, but most of them are really nice!! Button mushrooms are my absolute favorite!! Straw mushrooms, Lace mushrooms, Enoki mushrooms ...

I AM IN LOVE!!!!

He he.