31 December 2007

I just read one of my old posts where we checked our teeth at school.

Of course I freaked out.

I don't know why I always freak out and become super nervous when I'm getting my teeth checked. Probably because my first impression of a dentist is truly horrible.

First impression on dentists :

They're crazy. Mad. Disgusting. Insane. They frighten me. They are people I'll hate forever.

I do appreciate all the dentists' hard work and ... um, volunteering-spirit. I mean, come on, who would want to get their hands into people's smelly and dirty mouths??

But I'm sorry, dentists, no matter how brave you are, I still hate you.

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My first dentist is our primary school one.

One fucking mad dentist she is.

All of us were very scared of her. Because she's beyond mad.

When we were young, we crave for sweets, and we don't really know how to clean our teeth properly right?? (in other words, our teeth are quite dirty when we were young) And it's either the dentists or our parents duty to teach us how to brush our teeth nicely.

I tell you. Have you ever seen a dentist that dug out some of the food remains stuck between your teeth, then, instead of telling us how to clean our teeth properly so there wouldn't be any food remains stuck between our teeth, she scolds you, and asks you to EAT THE DAMNED FOOD REMAIN THAT WAS DUG OUT FROM YOUR TEETH???

Not did she only ASKS you to eat it, she just practically threw the whole thing into your mouth and you have no choice but to swallow it. You can't spit it out, because you're lying down.

DISGUSTING OR NOT??

Fuck.

That's the worst memory I had. Too bad I was so young, thus very innocent and stupid, or else I'd probably sock the stupid dentist in the mouth until she's dead. Or else I'll ask her to eat a food remain from her mouth.

Oh. I'm sorry. I forgot she was a dentist. She'd probably doesn't have food remains in her mouth. Except maybe when she's young like us.

Never mind. I'll ask her to stand at the edge of the cliff, legs and arms binded tightly by strong ropes, and I'll dug out some food remains from some other people's mouths, or maybe some dead animal's corpse, a crocodile, maybe, then I'll ask her to eat it, or else I'll throw her off the cliff, let the sharks eat her, then the sharks will have HER remains in their mouths.

Ha ha ha. Serves her right.

Oops. Sorry. My imagination is running amok.

Anyway. That's not all she does, asking you to eat your dirty food remains from your mouth.

Everytime she checks our teeth, she's always very ... violent. After she checked our teeth, we always bleed one lor!! Always got a mini wound here and there.

And she's one scolding expert.

You have dirty teeth, then you deserves caning.

And she canes you with a wooden ruler.

Ouch.

Wooden ruler lor!!! Very painful.

Damn.

She's the worst dentist I've ever seen. Not that I've seen many.

Whatever. She sucks.

Now, she will come to our school occasionally. I mean our secondary school.

She's VERY, very not welcomed.

We were comparing her with the other dentist that day at school. Our class were lucky enough to let the gentle and kind one check our teeth instead of the cruel and evil one from my primary school.

The kind one was like : "Your teeth ... just a little bit dirty at the insides ... you must brush your teeth more properly, ok?? I'll help you check again next week."

The cruel one aka the mad dentist : "You!! Got brush your teeth or not?? Why so dirty?? You want to get ugly teeth is it?? Afterwards when you smile, everyone will faint!! SOO smelly!! *dig, dig, dig your gums until you bleed*

Fuck lah.

How come she can be a dentist?

Oh. A dentist with super horrible teeth, by the way. Crooked, and yellow. They might be clean, yes, but ugly nevertheless.

Eew.

I hate her.

I hate dentists.

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