16 June 2007

You are lying on the wooden floor of the yacht, enjoying the cool breeze and sunshine, enjoying the bobbing of the waves, enjoying sprays of sea water on your face. You are nibbling on an extra sweet Cookies and Cream Hershey's Kisses, thinking life has never been better, until ...

You heard someone shout suddenly :

(you better listen to this carefully)

"BORING POST AHEAD"

You didn't listen carefully to that guy, and ...

You die.

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Forget that. I know I'm very lame (like, yeah, NOW you know) but I'm so bored, I couldn't help it. The best way to face boredom is to ... make up lame stories.

Anyway. Went to school today for marching. Instead of the usual super-strict seniors, Jun Fang and I got Chia Chia to teach us. Yay.

Oh. Totally forgot to mention the most important thing : Ee Leng went to school with us today!!

=)

After marching, I was supposed to go to Chinese Orchestra practice, but I decided to ... um, rest my tired-from-marching long and sexy legs (short and disgusting, more like), and talked with Jun Fang and Ee Leng. Actually I didn't really talked with them . . . I was like, sitting there, staring into space, occasionally (blah, understatement) rubbing in their conversations.

They must be so annoyed with me lor, I was so noisy.

Heeee.

We were asking Jun Fang to come back to my home with us, but she said she wanted to go and support our school band's competition. Oh well.

Talking about bands, I'm SO wishing that our school band will play the Pirates of the Caribbeans' songs!! Was listening to the songs earlier, and I was thinking, they are just the right songs for the band!! I mean, they kind of have all the right instruments for the songs.

So let's keep my fingers crossed. Hopefully they will use the POTC songs, then I'll float off to the Caribbean seas and never come back again.

UPDATE : Ahhhh!! My wish came true!! OMG. They used the songs!! Soooo nice!! *screams* I'm crazy. Don't mind me. :D

Anyway good luck to the band members lah!! Hope they get some good results lor.

(I know I sound super insincere, but so what?? Words can't describe my feelings well enough. =P)

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Went to my cousin's birthday party at Butterworth (Damn. Not again. I seem to attend parties at Butterworth every day.)

Eh my cousin is damn goody-goody!!

Guess who she invited to her party.

The president. The prime minister. Her headmistress. Her teacher. Paris Hilton. Cameron Diaz.

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She invited her TEACHER lorr!! Hello?? Who invites teachers to parties anyway?? My goodness. I know it's good, a ... token of appreciation for the teacher, but having a teacher there means you must be on your best behavior.

Cannot scold rude words (not that my cousin would scold rude words, she's a real good girl) because the teacher might spread bad words about me to all the other teachers.

Cannot hit my school friends because the teacher will think I'm crazy, violent, and need to be send to rehab or whatever for almost murdering my own friends.

Gotta be super polite about everything. Got to bat my heavily made up eyelashes and say, "Teacher, have a piece of my cake, will you??"

And the teacher will think you're very wild just because you put on heavy make up, oh, who knows, you look so good-girl like at school.

Blah. Having a teacher at your party just sounds so ... BORING.

I know, I know. You might want to thank your teacher for teaching you, but I'm sure you can find some other ways to thank them without having to invite them to your party and dampen your high, happy birthday moods.

Oh, and worse still, you have to like, "entertain" your teacher because she might be bored, unless you talk to her or something. Eeek.

Anyway whatever. It's her party, not mine, none of my business.

*yawn*

Boring.

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