♥ Saturday, April 21, 2007 ♥
Polluted minds?? *shrugs*
21 April 2007
Whew. Just came back from Butterworth, from my cousin's birthday party. *yawn*
I'm seriously bloated.
Drop of water into my stomach, and I'm going to burst.
My cousin invited lots of his friends. Um. Yuck. Anyway, sorry, cousin, for thinking that you're only Standard 2 or 3 when actually you're already in Standard 4.
Oops.
The children nowadays (referring to ages 12 and below?) ... They all have polluted minds!! Children with adult minds. So weird. Eh. Standard 4 only, and he has his own "wife" already. If you're 14 and you say you have a wife or husband, I don't care lah.
But Standard 4??! I know. Not much difference but I still don't care.
My primary school classmates were even WORST okay. I never knew 11 or 12 year-olds with so dirty minds. I mean, 12 years old ... You're not really supposed to know about all those 18 year-olds and above stuff so well, right?? And they know it well. So well that it makes me hate them like hell. (oh my God, it rhymes) Not because I'm jealous, why would I be jealous of all those things they say?? I HATE them because they always irritate me with those "stuff they know so well". Not did they only annoy me, I think my classmates were very fed up as well.
They have the ability to turn a really normal sentence to something disgusting (at the age of 11 or 12 anyway).
Like, I have two pairs of the same shirt, and I wore it to school. My friends saw that, and they asked if I washed my shirt or not. So I said yeah, of course, I have two pairs of the same shirt.
In Chinese, we say : 我有两条衣服.
And I just happened to say it without the 衣服 (clothes). So my sentence is like, I have two pairs. 我有两条. Actually pairs isn't really called 条 in Chinese, but Chinese is Chinese, so ...
And you know what??
They can turn such a normal thing like having two of the same shirts into :
I have two dicks.
What the fuck? Crazy or not.
I just said I have two "pairs" (两条) in Chinese, and they said that. Madness. And just in case they didn't notice, I'm a GIRL lor. Oh. So I have dick(s). Oh my. *looks downwards* How come I never noticed before??
BLAH. And that explains why I kind of hate the boys from my school. Actually, that explains why I kind of hate most of the boys at the moment. Because they always struck me as the truly disgusting sort.
When I was 12 anyway.
Oh!! And you know what??
One time I overheard the boys all talking at the back of the class. They were talking about ...
"Spreading strawberry jam on soft white bread."
Guess what they mean.
*
They mean girls' menstrual blood on pads!!!
Damn DISGUSTING. Uggh. Wonder if I'll ever touch strawberry jam ever again.
Boys. They wanna talk about the "strawberry jam stuff", up to them. But can they just say blood instead of strawberry jam?? Damn yucky lah!
People EAT strawberry jam and bread you know?? Arrgh.
Anyway. Need to go to Traffic Garden tomorrow. *yawn* Talk about torture.
Whew. Just came back from Butterworth, from my cousin's birthday party. *yawn*
I'm seriously bloated.
Drop of water into my stomach, and I'm going to burst.
My cousin invited lots of his friends. Um. Yuck. Anyway, sorry, cousin, for thinking that you're only Standard 2 or 3 when actually you're already in Standard 4.
Oops.
The children nowadays (referring to ages 12 and below?) ... They all have polluted minds!! Children with adult minds. So weird. Eh. Standard 4 only, and he has his own "wife" already. If you're 14 and you say you have a wife or husband, I don't care lah.
But Standard 4??! I know. Not much difference but I still don't care.
My primary school classmates were even WORST okay. I never knew 11 or 12 year-olds with so dirty minds. I mean, 12 years old ... You're not really supposed to know about all those 18 year-olds and above stuff so well, right?? And they know it well. So well that it makes me hate them like hell. (oh my God, it rhymes) Not because I'm jealous, why would I be jealous of all those things they say?? I HATE them because they always irritate me with those "stuff they know so well". Not did they only annoy me, I think my classmates were very fed up as well.
They have the ability to turn a really normal sentence to something disgusting (at the age of 11 or 12 anyway).
Like, I have two pairs of the same shirt, and I wore it to school. My friends saw that, and they asked if I washed my shirt or not. So I said yeah, of course, I have two pairs of the same shirt.
In Chinese, we say : 我有两条衣服.
And I just happened to say it without the 衣服 (clothes). So my sentence is like, I have two pairs. 我有两条. Actually pairs isn't really called 条 in Chinese, but Chinese is Chinese, so ...
And you know what??
They can turn such a normal thing like having two of the same shirts into :
I have two dicks.
What the fuck? Crazy or not.
I just said I have two "pairs" (两条) in Chinese, and they said that. Madness. And just in case they didn't notice, I'm a GIRL lor. Oh. So I have dick(s). Oh my. *looks downwards* How come I never noticed before??
BLAH. And that explains why I kind of hate the boys from my school. Actually, that explains why I kind of hate most of the boys at the moment. Because they always struck me as the truly disgusting sort.
When I was 12 anyway.
Oh!! And you know what??
One time I overheard the boys all talking at the back of the class. They were talking about ...
"Spreading strawberry jam on soft white bread."
Guess what they mean.
*
They mean girls' menstrual blood on pads!!!
Damn DISGUSTING. Uggh. Wonder if I'll ever touch strawberry jam ever again.
Boys. They wanna talk about the "strawberry jam stuff", up to them. But can they just say blood instead of strawberry jam?? Damn yucky lah!
People EAT strawberry jam and bread you know?? Arrgh.
Anyway. Need to go to Traffic Garden tomorrow. *yawn* Talk about torture.
♥ craving chocolate kisses ..
11:36 PM
11:36 PM
♥ Tuesday, April 03, 2007 ♥
I'm a Pro COOK.
3 April 2007
Ho ho ho.
Professional cook of the day.
Cooked spaghetti at school today. Yum.
But at first I was SO worried about the spaghetti sauce because it smells sort of sour, and it's flavor is mushrooms and HERBS. I mean, who knows what herb it is?? It might be some bitter, horrible thing.
Turned out that the sauce is like the best thing in the world.
I LOVE!! :D
We've got to decorate our dishes, make it more appealing and interesting. But how? We put some periwinklies and orchids there.
Periwinklies. Cute name. Even cuter than periwinkles.
But somehow I think putting orchids and flowers on your food ... It might look pretty, yeah, but it's kind of gross!! Even if you washed it ... who knew?? Maybe an ant or caterpillar will crawl out of the flowers.
Introducing the new spaghetti dish :
Orchid Spaghetti Carbonara with side dishes (Ant or Caterpillars)
Yum!
*
Oh my. I'm craving for the spaghetti right now. It's really nice!!
Ho ho.
I might consider being a pasta cook in the future.
Mwahaha.
=P
Blek. No. Not true.
Ho ho ho.
Professional cook of the day.
Cooked spaghetti at school today. Yum.
But at first I was SO worried about the spaghetti sauce because it smells sort of sour, and it's flavor is mushrooms and HERBS. I mean, who knows what herb it is?? It might be some bitter, horrible thing.
Turned out that the sauce is like the best thing in the world.
I LOVE!! :D
We've got to decorate our dishes, make it more appealing and interesting. But how? We put some periwinklies and orchids there.
Periwinklies. Cute name. Even cuter than periwinkles.
But somehow I think putting orchids and flowers on your food ... It might look pretty, yeah, but it's kind of gross!! Even if you washed it ... who knew?? Maybe an ant or caterpillar will crawl out of the flowers.
Introducing the new spaghetti dish :
Orchid Spaghetti Carbonara with side dishes (Ant or Caterpillars)
Yum!
*
Oh my. I'm craving for the spaghetti right now. It's really nice!!
Ho ho.
I might consider being a pasta cook in the future.
Mwahaha.
=P
Blek. No. Not true.
♥ craving chocolate kisses ..
10:46 PM
10:46 PM